I know what i want for Christmas
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16295287

alt: what's gonna be good about 2012?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:54, 50 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alt: THERE'S 2012 OF THEM!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I like 2012 because it's only one digit away from 2112 which was an epic album by Rush.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I think epic is a fair description.
Epic exercise in self-indulgent wankery, an even fairer one.


I only like the first thirty seconds of 'Tom Sawyer', you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I also know that anything you proclaim to be correct is almost certainly a) wrong and b) a complete pile of wank

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I like that video
and I like it even more because Susannah Reid got all gushy about it on the news this morning.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I made Susannah Reid all gushy.
It was like wallpaper paste.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

NOM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Please don't say 'Susannah Reid' and 'Gush' is such close proximity again.
It makes me feel all peculiar.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

i like susanna reid

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)

It's pretty hard convincing people you don't want anything for Christmas
Alt: The year will get off to a good start with Iceland, and I firmly hope it gets even better from there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Oh man, are you getting one of their three bird roast!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLZOLOLZOLOLOLZLOLOLOLZ!!!!!!!111!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)

everybody loves skinnard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

^almost funny

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:33, Reply)

That sounds disgusting
I thought you were married.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Doesn't mean I'm not allowed to think about stuffing three birds inside each other
and then jizzing on stacy solomons deformed face while she sings "Your cumming home for christmas"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Iceland's Own Sextape

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:36, Reply)

aw poop

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Not gonna be so much fun when it weighs half a tonne and shits penguins.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Silly MMPS bears at the North POle, Penguins at the South

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

What about when they go on holiday?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Penguins tend to do safaris and activity holidays, Polar Bears prefer lazing about on the beach.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

They meet up in Kavos and go MENTAL.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

To be honest, not many people realise this
but Polar Bears are actually just six penguins hiding in a white suit.

It's easier for them to stay warm that way and it stops us from realising they are carnivorous.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I just thought they were fat artic foxes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

No, Arctic Foxes are just penguins who don't have enough mates to make a Polar Bear.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

FUCKS SAKE
Honey i shrunk the kids is on but I have to go out FML
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

That's it, christmas is ruined.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

CANCEL IT, TAKE ALL THR PRESENTS BACK
FUCK OFF SANTA
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)

i still fancy the firl in histk
does that make me a peado?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Yes, yes it does.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

buggary

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Best not, that just makes it worse.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Lusty's Xmas present has arrived. Praise Yahweh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

is it a paper bag?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

What is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

It's your address, and a shovel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

That's nice that, doing NA's garden for crimbo.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Is it a jumper where both sleeves lead to your fly?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Yes. Yes it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Hahahaha!
She'll love it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Is it Kim Jong-Il levels of Hennessy?
Because that's not really for her, is it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)

That is the cutest thing I've seen all day.
Alt: because the world is going to end. Exactly one year from yesterday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Don't be fooled.
Given half a chance it would kill and eat you and everyone you know.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

It can barely muster the energy to roll over

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

No wonder it's the symbol of B3ta

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I know how it fucking feels.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

point proven

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'd give you a slap
but I can't be arsed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

See, has you fooled.
After the video the cameraman was eaten.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Nuclear war

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)