Don't worry
Be happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am currently listening to Public Enemy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I'm listening to Countdown by Beyonce. It's amazing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Beyonce's thighs are one of the wonders of the world.
Up there with Fiona Bruce's eyebrow, Nigella's arse and Monty's homosexual tendencies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I do not find her attractive.
She looks exactly like my aunt did when she was the same age. All kinds of wrong.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

wut?
you don't find Beyonce attractive?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Me neither and she's nothin like my aunt
But she's profoundly avrage
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I can't. It's never even entered my head.
Not because she's ugly, she just looks too much like my aunty init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Blimey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I don't either.
Does nothing for me I'm afraid.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Good man.
*firm handshake*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Jeff old bean, any sign of the Christmas shopping yet?
The clock is ticking...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I'll find out when I get back.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Oh man, I'm a bag of nerves just drinking about it.
Er, I mean thinking.
Actually no I don't, it's been a very long day and I'm halfway through my first beer in a week.
God, Okocim Mocne (7%abv) never tasted or felt quite so good!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Just got in.
Of 6 things ordered, one has been delivered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Oh fuck-a-doodle-doo!
:(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, Reply)