Course I fuckin luv yer
Cos yer me best mate. Eh?

Lend us a tenner, like?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:12, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*lends internet tenner*
spend it on some decent beer eh? Not that Lager shite.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Lend 'im nowt! Not even the stink off yer arse!
It'll just get spent on drink, or summat ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)

There's better things to spend it on?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Yeah, man, like smack'n'crack'n'rock'n'roll ;)
And tabs, if yer smurk!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Of these things only Rock and roll appeals to me
I stopped smurking a week back and I'll stay stopped until new years
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Good luck with that dude!
Best thing I ever did was packing in teh fags.
Well, 2nd best I you count marrying the present mrs 69!
And apparently smack can be quite more-ish, according to Jimmy Carr.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)

It's not botther, I'm past the hard bit.
I can basically smoke for a bit and quite at will now. so I'll stay off them over christmas so as not to upset my mum and then skoe when I drink at new years and then probably quite again because they do me no good.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Stopping and starting ain't quitting!
It's taking a break, is all.
Just give the buggers up, you'll thank yourself for it ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)

when I was a kid an option at the chippy was
a battered piece of potato. Apart from the fact it was basically a variation on a chip (meaning you had chips with a slightly different chip) they were called 'smacks' meaning you would order 'smack and chips'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Fucking brilliant.
There's at least two chippies I can think of where that might get you something else.
Only two? Actually there's a few more than that, but I did "live" in Liverpool for a bit and I did work in west Cumbria for a while... Make of that what you will.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Don't you worry pal
It'll be spent on Sainsbury's "right good wine for £2.99".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Klass.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I've been trying to answer this in the spirit presented
And failed.

Which must mean it's bedtime for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Sounds like a good strap line, that!
Stainsburies
Home of reet good wine for two ninety nine!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I use 'comedy' names for the supermarkets.
Stressco, Stainsbury's, Spazda and Moronison's.

I'll let you work out what Costcutter is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)

when larping
Asda becomes Asgard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)

When LARPing, noncery seemingly becomes acceptable.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Oh, I didn't realise you were a larper, too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)

I'm no LARPer. I've never LARPed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)

but you have nonced

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I'm keeping schtum on that one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)

And ponced

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Poncenonce? Or nonceponce?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:43, Reply)

The latter.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Comiserations, i'd do you good.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I refer to Morrisons as Fortnum and Mason
So when I'm buying out of date sausage I can, like, so relate to Rswipe.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)