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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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well, it beats cooking.
I'm having fish and chips but I have no space left, full of beer
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I'm having fish and chips but I have no space left, full of beer
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
i don't tknow what's wrong with me this evening
but I want to eat fish and chips, too now. And something cakey. Not sure I could though. Since the dust shakes, I've had less ability to eat
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)
but I want to eat fish and chips, too now. And something cakey. Not sure I could though. Since the dust shakes, I've had less ability to eat
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)
those slimming shakes
I was only going to do them for a week or two, but they are so much easier than making/buying real food...oops
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)
I was only going to do them for a week or two, but they are so much easier than making/buying real food...oops
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Nor do I but I have a mirror and a belt
Between them I can at least tell which direction I'm going.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Between them I can at least tell which direction I'm going.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)
my trousers seem marginally less small
I don't really like mirrors
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I don't really like mirrors
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)
No, me neither, they lie.
Trousers growing is a good thing, you'll be a sleek dolphin yet.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Trousers growing is a good thing, you'll be a sleek dolphin yet.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Edited.
Actually they sleep in a quite interesting way, 1/2 of their brain sleep 1/3 of the time, the other 3rd another half of the time and they are full awake the remaining third.
I may have made this up but it's a good system.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Actually they sleep in a quite interesting way, 1/2 of their brain sleep 1/3 of the time, the other 3rd another half of the time and they are full awake the remaining third.
I may have made this up but it's a good system.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)
still a house whale
possibly marginally less of a house whale. NOt sure, but the milkshakes do not seem to have brought the boys to the yard
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)
possibly marginally less of a house whale. NOt sure, but the milkshakes do not seem to have brought the boys to the yard
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)
too late
I had half a can of rice pudding, straight from the can. sorted
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I had half a can of rice pudding, straight from the can. sorted
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)
NO!
Eating food that ought to be eaten hot cold is WRONG and the most alarming thing ever for me.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Eating food that ought to be eaten hot cold is WRONG and the most alarming thing ever for me.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)
so you wouldn't like that
i used to eat all day breakfasts from the can, then?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)
i used to eat all day breakfasts from the can, then?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Shit no
I used to work with a woman who would buy fish and chips at lunchtime, put them in her desk and eat them at 16.50.
Disgusting. I shagged her once too. What was I thinking?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)
I used to work with a woman who would buy fish and chips at lunchtime, put them in her desk and eat them at 16.50.
Disgusting. I shagged her once too. What was I thinking?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Biggest one ever.
20 stone at a guess.
She had an arse that only Helen Keller could read but she was VERY obliging.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:08, Reply)
20 stone at a guess.
She had an arse that only Helen Keller could read but she was VERY obliging.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Eew.
I don't need to, and wouldn't, stoop that low.
And even if I did, I wouldn't admit it.
I don't talk about my charity work.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)
I don't need to, and wouldn't, stoop that low.
And even if I did, I wouldn't admit it.
I don't talk about my charity work.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)
I don't remember the last time I had rice pudding
I think I might have mild Ambrosia.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)
I think I might have mild Ambrosia.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)
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