I think you've failed to grasp
The difference between 'celebrating' Christmas and simply having a party and swapping presents.
(Kid Presentable, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 10:55, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i didn't get you anything

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I don't really deserve anything to be honest
I hope you and the lady have as good a chrimble as poss.(smiley face)
(Kid Presentable, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I think you've failed to grasp the difference between Fuck Off and Fuck Off you stupid cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)

OH OH A NEW PERSON
QUICK, TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You're getting into the spirit of things Mumps.
Merry Winterval to you and yours.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

No, that would be fairly clear
Why so upset?
(Kid Presentable, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

He has a tiny penis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I stole it from you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I want that penis back you cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)

He's not upset, he's just Al.
There is no known cure.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1481220
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

When will the tropical fruit based hatred end?
*despairs*
(Kid Presentable, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Do you have any tropical fruit juice?
I prefer mango, but I'd accept passionfruit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I don't sadly
I did have some fresh pineapple yesterday. It was delicious. I always feel a bit cheated by pineapple. You don't get a lot of useable fruit out of one.
(Kid Presentable, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I find that while it is yummy
it's too acidic for me to drink or eat much of it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

FUCKIN NUT HIM KP!!!
lol nut related joke
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Ha, LIKES

(Kid Presentable, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Early onset male pattern baldness
His mum got him a can of that spray on shit for crimblemas
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

She's a Yank
She's also just looking for a fight.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Oh, I know
Just wanted to join in
(Kid Presentable, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Good Good.
What flavour of Spacker are you kid?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Fig and armagnac

(Kid Presentable, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Oh dear, that sounds pretty gross.
Well a Merry Winterval to you and yours, if you have any, none the less.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Thank you, and to yours
Fig and armagnac ice cream is WELL NICE!
(Kid Presentable, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Hmm, I suspect we may not be friends once my current festive mood wears off.
So brace your self to be called cunt next year, but for now, each to their own.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I accept this season-inspired (albeit it temporary) olive branch

(Kid Presentable, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Good lad.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)