The internet needs a break from almighty pricks posting about the contents of their lunch.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I wonder if there'll be a Christmas Dinner thread

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Oh god, don't, there's enough turkeys on here as it is...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'll be too pissed to type so it'll be all quiet from me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Is Ebenezer there yet?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Yar.
He's been fun so far. And as long as we pretend Christmas is merely a celebration of my dad's birthday then I think he's going to go along with it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Punch him manfully in the arm for me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I punched him but it wasn't manful, apparently

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Alright, knee him in the balls then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)

No way Jose

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I'm just saying.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

There are kids here with mad skillz pervasive developmental disorders sufficient to post a blow by blow account of their dreary christmas day
it'll be shoe horned into every conceivable thread
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)

"Someone has sellotaped my present wrapping really well and I can't get in because my fingers are too fat LOL"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:02, Reply)

"Pass the vol-au-vents"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)

"OMG I am stuffed."
"Time for Bond and a packet of Terry's Chocolate Orange Bits LMAO."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)

"And have worn down all my fingernails playing Skyblivion Fortress of War Duty IV"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)

well, i just found out I can get b3ta on my phone
so perhaps I'll drop in. Sounds top fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)