I pay him in spunk.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If he's a smart lad he's bottling it
then splicing it with lion and deer spunk and using turkey basters to impregnate eagles, leading to the creation of a centaur/griffin hybrid army which will enslave London and, eventually, Greater London under his tyrannical command.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I, for one, welcome our new centaur/griffin hybrid overlords.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Am a bit worried that I've blown all my creativity for today on that one post
Manticore is an awesome word, incidentally
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

and how have your experiments been going so far?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Lions are surprisingly difficult to wank off

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Tiny cocks
That's why they're always so bitey.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

We've ended up with Nick Griffin (geddit?) and a minotaur.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I'd fucking love that
Build a labyrinth with the House of Commons at its centre, set them loose at opposite ends, see which reaches the chamber first, hilarious consequences guaranteed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

You're one of those that keeps Facebook for real people only, right?

( Kroney, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I'm friends with plenty of b3tans, if that answers your questions
Only the ones I like though, it's not a "gotta catch 'em all" thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Ah right, maybe it was someone else then.
I'm sure somebody said the other day that they don't have online weirdos on their friends lists.

Maybe it was tangles.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Quite possibly, I'm not FB friends with him
I know Apey keeps the two separate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Bit of a tangent there, Foxo, think nothing of it.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

*thinks*
*frets*
*panics*
*builds nuclear bunker*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Comrade Quixote does too

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 13:09, Reply)