I'm a little concerned
I just made a south park character to look like me (which is pretty retro in itself) but it looks like a hipster. I am worried I am becoming a hipster :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are you stuffing your cheeks full of paper and have you exercised on your wheel today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I'm trying to cut out the paper chewing
and I can stop running in my wheel whenever I want
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I'd be more worried about association with South Park
If you want people to think of the same old tired jokes every time your name is mentioned, you should just post on a forum with loads of exhausted crap memes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I've not seen it for ages
I was just rummaging through old links in my bookmarks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)

This backtracking, coupled with breasts, has saved your Welsh ass

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)

i used to like it
I've no idea if it is good now

man, breasts are really in my favour today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Breasts are always in your favour
I'm just mentioning them more today. b3th's not about to soak up the breast-worship.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Welcome to the club.
No one's allowed to be happy and everything is either shit or old news.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)

how many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Just one
he holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around him.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)

alternate answer:
"It's an obscure number, you won't have heard of it"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

"I liked the lightbulb before it went shit"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)