I switched on my 'work' computer for the first time since the 21st.
Had about a squillion emails, which was nice.

My xmas tree is mocking me, sitting there all dressed up when all I want to do now is put it back in the loft and get on with the new year. I'm not allowed to take it down until mr b3th's birthday though, as he insists that falls within 'christmas'.

Alt: Tony Blair and Margaret Thatcher. Preferably in each other's arms. At a swingers' party. At the hand of a jealous George Bush.

Also: is anyone else worried there might be some quite strong paint fumes in Gonz' new flat?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Alright b3th.
How is WsM today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

wet, windy, and miserable.
So, about the same as usual. Whatcha up to today, Jeffles?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I was thinking of hitting the sales.
Instead I think I'll do my sale-shopping online.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

What'cha looking at then bruv?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Coats Barry. Coats
www.debenhams.com/men#catalogId=10001&lid=//productsuniverse/en_GB/product_online%3DY/categories%3C%7Bproductsuniverse_18664%7D/categories%3C%7Bproductsuniverse_18664_65123%7D/categories%3C%7Bproductsuniverse_18664_65123_164109_ms%7D&ps=default&storeId=10001
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It's showing me knitwear
This website seems made for woofters
( Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I got a coat from debenhams not long ago.
It's good.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Lovely man.
I'm gonna get this Uniqlo one and then I'm done cos I have three in the post coming to me already. shop.uniqlo.com/uk/goods/069087 I don't know which colour to get (they're down to 30 quid in store). You should have a gander at Uniqlo jackets, they're the best made stuff for the price by about a million miles. Same with everything they do, it's my favourite label.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I quite like this one
shop.uniqlo.com/uk/goods/070484

But they don't have it in my size.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)

You size down with Uniqlo it comes up big.
I'd get a small normally but I need XS in their jackets.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

There is no way I'll squeeze into a medium though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Get a wardrobe you two.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Ooh but me Christmas Puddlington put pounds on me hips
I'll never fit into a medium now
( Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I've been to the sales.
They're 'fucking shit'. I didn't see one thing I would have bought at full price, and there's no point buying shit just because a shop tells you it's cheap.
I think I might be turning into my dad...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You've turned into Chompy.
That was the point he made.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:45, Reply)

who cares?!?! I'M HAVING A CRISIS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

What sort of crisis?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

the whole office wants to know what happened after the xmas party and I'm the only one who knows!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)

What did happen at the xmas party?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

tricky followed sasha home and begged her to sleep with him, they were both extremely drunk but i'm pretty sure she still said no
he's 23, engaged to be married in june, she's 40-45
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Tricky sounds like my mate, he has a thing for the older ladies.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

does he look like a transexual parrot?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I don't even know how to tell the sex of a parrot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

i could sex a parrot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)