Your face sounds fucking awful.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:19, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Better than your mate's "mini" party.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

That party would be a lot better if they served giant mini-cheddars.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

It would still be massively bent.
Been shopping?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I've not.
But I've placed orders with size.co.uk, debenhams and house and fraser.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:30, Reply)

You need the Stussy hoody.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Do you reckon?
Link me up and I'll consider it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:36, Reply)

It's on the opening page.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I've ordered one of these
www.size.co.uk/product/vans-conscript-button-hoody/64231/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Bent.
But half price! Good skills.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:54, Reply)

What make it bent?
(You do realise I'll have to send it back now, even if I really like it when it turns up).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

KIDDING! It's nice.
One man can't compliment another on his clothes! We'll be sucking each other's dicks next!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

hahaha
I've just placed another order with these good people.

www.chemical-records.co.uk/sc/home

With the simple words 'bonus20' to get an extra 20% off the cost of your order, I was very easily convinced to give them my card details.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Did you buy a skateboard?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah. I'm getting too big for my BMX.
www.chemical-records.co.uk/sc/servlet/Info?Track=EARLSTEW
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
I got you a yo-yo for Christmas.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I'll be able to 'walk the dog'
before fucking it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

grey really is a happening colour

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Oi. Nothing wrong with grey hair!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:08, Reply)

oh really?
are you a badger, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Stunned is the Dickie Davis of OT.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Ooh, they have a halfprice fedora
/is tempted
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

get it!
fedoras are cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Is that so everyone will know you're 'fucking bent'

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Yeah mon.
Me de da battyboy wit da natty dread innit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)