It's quiet on here today
Are you all trying to get your homework finished before going back to school tomorrow?

I'm bored.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:31, 61 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm recovering.
I didn't get in til about 7pm yesterday. I still haven't got out of bed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Good work.
When are you going back to Newcastle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Got an open ticket ticket that lasts until the 17th.
So probably then. I don't have anything due til the 26th so got plenty of time. I'd go back later if I could cos things are looking up with the girl init. She's invited me to hers tomorrow and I'm taking her out on Saturday, I am proper happy. Have a good NYE?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Yeah, I got launched on some weird cherry vodka.
So what did that Doris say when you sent her a text telling her how you felt about her?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Just that she was gutted she couldn't come out on Saturday and she wanted to see me soon.
She then text me on Saturday night wishing me a happy new year and all that jazz, which prompted a back and forth for a couple hours. My texts got continually more ludicrous as time went on/I got more off my tits. She lapped it up and responded in kind, she's funny as fuck it has to be said. We also sorted out going out tomorrow and Saturday too, so now all is well again in Baz land.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I'm ill

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Proper ill?
Or just hungover ill?
The level of sympathy extended will be dependent on your answer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Proper, sore throat and shitty cough.
I'm in bed killing dragons before the football starts.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I'm listening to your second team lose away to Barnet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)

They are pretty pap, we're on telly n 15 minutes away to fulham.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

We're gonna take you down to funky town.
Gutted Frei ain't starting though, that kid is going to be one of the best in the league in a few years.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Should be good, I think it will be a draw.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I honestly couldn't give a toss about the result.
This season is a transitional one, we've completely changed how we play and it's slowly falling together. We'll finish top ten next season a piece of piss. Keep an eye on Ruiz today, the geezer's different gravy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Did I dream that the Fulham assistant manager is called Cock?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Whilst I presume you do indeed dream about cock on a regular basis.
You didn't dream that because it is indeed true.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I hope he gets mocked on a regular basis.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I couldn't even tell you what he looks like.
I ain't going to football to pay attention to the football geezer, I turn up for the brasses and punch ups. That does however beg the question why I'm going to the cup game against Charlton with my granddad on Saturday.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Then you have my sympathy.
There there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

You're not wrong.
I've been running errands and getting birthday presents for him indoors.
so what have you been up to, then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I done some cleaning.
I'm listening to the radio at the moment and wondering what to have for dinner later.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I don't even want to think about tea.
But I suppose I'll have to, sooner or later. I guess I'll have to just look at what's in the freezer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

What did you buy for Mr B3th

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Nothing wildly excitring
but I hope he'll like them. He's very difficult to buy for.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Take him to the pier

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I've tried. He's just not interested.
Miserable git.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Take him out to play crazy golf.
Everyone likes crazy golf.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Unfortunately, being blind in one eye means he has no depth perception.
Not great for golf, darts or pool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Get him a pirate outfit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I've still not started on the big pile of work :(
but I have put my CDs in a box ready to move. All this has achieved is making slightly less space in the lounge
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Have you got a completion date now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)

no
hopefully get one this week to move in next week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Exciting times Captain.
Exciting times.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)

oh hello jeff, and the happiest of new years to you!
jolly good, old mate.
etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Hello Kristine.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

ill and listening to christmas music, I may be feverish
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUiZRWsIGAY

you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I have the wireless on and I'm here.
Any improvement in your condition?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

which condition? I have so many

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)

You were complaining of the face AIDS yesterday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

oh, yeah, now it's more like, I don't know, face HIV

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Sounds bad.
Are you back to work tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)

:(
work is laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
I haaaaaaaaate it *mumbles*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Change jobs!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I'm waiting for the new manager to come in, don't want to leave them high and dry

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Tell them you want to be the new manager.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I don't want to be the new manager.
People tell me this ALL the time.

IF I don't want to work there why would I try to get a higher position within the company?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Because when you eventually leave, you'll be able to apply for more senior roles elsewhere.
And you'd probably get more money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

or, I could work toward a better position at a different company that I enjoy working at

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

True.
What is it you actually do?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)

i work in a store selling goods to the public

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Nice.
Do you get to say, 'Have a nice day!' at the end of each transaction.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

yes! and even, 'come back and see us soon!'

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

I'm gonna have to come to the states and get me some good customer service.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Lego is not a good idea in bed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

how do you do lego sex, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)

were you trying to get your LEGOver?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)

in bed for any self respecting individual over eight years old.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

i like this

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Christmas present innit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Did you write your christmas list and put
'noncing supplies' near the top of it? It would explain the lego.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

No, secret Santa gift from housemate. It's quite relaxing

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:04, Reply)

No
I don't go back to uni until the 8th. I am pretty bored though.

I've just seen an ad on the telly for a complete mountain bike that costs less than the tyres on my bike. Not the wheels, just the tyres. I'm not sure if this makes me smug or depressed.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)