here are some goths in some trees
gothsuptrees.tumblr.com/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thanks Captain!
I don't think I've ever seen a goth in a tree is real life. But then I don't think I've ever seen a baby pigeon in real life either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)

i saw baby seagulls once
they were cute

true story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I once saw a seagull eat an ice lolly stick.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)

it is the end of times

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Speaking of which
christiansforamoralamerica.blogspot.com/2011/12/rapture-nye-goodbye-post.html

This lot thought they were going up on Saturday night.

Oh I've just checked the link and this page does not exist. Maybe they went but didn't tell us heathens.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

They're not really UP trees are they?
They're at the bottom of trees looking sulky.

I was hoping for people in long plastic raincoats 150' up on Douglas Firs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)

only you can make this happen

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Don't make me do it.
The prospect of latter day Goths stuck in the high branches of a pine plantation appeals - two things that I despise combined.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Maybe you could add a Goth up a tree photo to your company website.
I mean, you've been saying you need to 'branch' out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Not sure it's a selling point really
"I have a Property Business and as a sideline I put nihilistic teenagers in non-native trees."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

You need to put down some stronger 'roots'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)

nihilistic pathetic, whiny, never-been-outside-their-black-painted-bedroom-walls (who have as much attachment to nihilism as a brussel sprout does to culinary excellence)
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

There is no money to be gained by putting spotty teenagers in trees.
I bet in the whole history of the internet nobody has ever said that before.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

you are thinking small
there is always a money making angle in every business opportunity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Hey Mother!
How about I stick your badly adjusted Sunny-D addicted child up a tall tree for a bit?

I'll give you a good shagging then get the child down before your dull husband comes home.

I need a Cherrypicker that does about 50 now - it works!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)