I hate everyone this evening.
Just sayin'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:00, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha, gutted.
I got a reduced lasagnia for one (oh, oh....ok.... sad face) for £1.99 that although I burnt it's probably the nicest shop bought lasagnia I've ever had, it's fucking so tasty. And then I have a choice of heston's "Chocolate and Romsary" or "Salted Caramle Popcorn" ice creams. Living near a waitrose is one of the best things about having a really georgous home.

I'm totally the luckiest guy in the world (minus the horrific stomach condition causing me to have a life on the strongest painkillers available that doesn't require staying in hospital.... and the whole being permantly single thing).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I'm just back from the footy.
Nicky Maynard scored three minutes into second half injury time for a 1-0 win.

What makes it even better, is that I stuck a tenner on that scorer/result double. TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY SHEETS!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)

nicely done
and how many people called you a bender?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:03, Reply)

No one actually.
I was asked by a mate 'What the fuck are you wearing you fucking posh cunt?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I don't
I hate hills though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Evening Amberl!
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Good thanks!
Am in Iceland, just had the traditional hotdog. Aching from walking so much though. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)

I'm very well.
It's very windy here.

Tell me more about Iceland.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

It's pretty cold, apparently it was minus 13 today
I haven't noticed the cold though, and there are some lovely little shops. I'm looking forward to trying reindeer and potentially puffin, though that tastes quite horrible by report.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

I wonder if the publisher Puffin print a puffin cook book?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)

LTI Jeff for old times sake ;)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

:-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

are you having fun there
(except for the walking)?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

I am thanks!
Especially looking forward to the Blue Lagoon tomorrow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

It is amazing
a-ma-zing. Try and be there when the sun sets, it's phenomenal.
(berk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

berk says it changes when the sun goes down
over the river going out of town.
berk says it changes when the sun goes down..... around here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

*jealous*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Tell Amberl about some smoggy industrial complex you can see. That'll show her.
It'll show her GOOD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:25, Reply)

I can see a lot of street lights
morrisons looks radiant at this time of day/night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)

When I lived on a rough estate I had to go home via the supermarket everynight.
Well, it was a Safeway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:28, Reply)

bwa bwa bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Evening all.
I'm totally posting from my new bed which is made of solid 24 carret WIN and now has fairy lights installed on the headboard.

You can grump all you like I is happy. :P
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:31, Reply)

fairy lights sound a bit gay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

i think he's trying to attract
ladies moths
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:34, Reply)

They give a nice mellow light
like candles, but with out the wax drips and fire hazard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:36, Reply)

or sexiness

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:38, Reply)

I has candles too when sexiness is needed
and a lava lamp.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

an all purpose bedroom
well done
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Oh yes, I has a bayonette for zombies an all.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:43, Reply)

good work

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:43, Reply)

But what if they really fancied a sandwich instead, eh. What. Then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:44, Reply)

zombies don't eat sandwiches, silly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Well why is QC offering them a baguette?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Because I can't spell fucking bayonet right you knob.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:49, Reply)

You're just getting eggy because you want someone to tell you to go to your new bed.
Well it won't happen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Already there.
night night.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 0:06, Reply)

night night
twinkle-bed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Any house-move developments today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 0:08, Reply)

spoke to the estate agents
they'd not heard the mortgage was approved, yet, but it has, it's just there was a bank holiday or two in the way.

I want to move now, I feel like I'm living in a waiting room
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 0:10, Reply)

How awful.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 0:23, Reply)

If zombies want a sandwich they can fuck off and make their own.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:45, Reply)

good news!
we're all hilarious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:51, Reply)

ha bleedin ha

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:53, Reply)

What size is your bed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Just a standard double.
Sooo much more space than when I had the superking matress on the floor.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:42, Reply)

I've got visions of you kipping on a box of bingo-fags.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:43, Reply)

I have a king size
which is nice in some ways but now I don't have to share it with some 6"2 lug, it does seem to take up more room than necessary
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Yeah, Superking is 6 foot wide
it was free, but I'm glad I got shot, much more space in this room, especially not I can put crap under the bed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:48, Reply)

Only if they twinkle.
It's actually quite a butch bed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I'm off to bed too, now
got to try and reset the old sleep patterns
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 0:14, Reply)