I didn't realise you were that poor that you had to result to operating your spare room as a bedsit.
EDIT: or so lonely that you have to have someone at home to listen to you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i always have someone squatting here!
this one's been here about a year, is just about to move in with her bf. not paying rent for a year has let her save up a deposit innit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

by Christ it gets worse. You have to let people stay with you for nothing to have some company. Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

it's funny because
i am thinking of stuffing courgettes in my ears just to get some FUCKING PEACE AND QUIET!

chat chat chat chat chat... any new flatmate will be male. they know when to shut the fuck up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

With your track record you'll select a male flatmate who you'll find out after a while is a mincer

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

But only after she's sucked him off.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:17, Reply)

And swallowed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

+ a dozen pork pies.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)

good
he can come shopping with me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

+ for doughnuts

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)

+ and tubs of lard

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:32, Reply)

+ burgers

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Lard burgers come in tubs?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Nah, they come in tubbies.
Tubbies who eat them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:45, Reply)