This sounds remarkably like TB
cute but useless. Apron strings are for teenagers boyo, man the fuck up and learn how to program your washing machine. And your heating. And your internet.
(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

you have to program his internet for him?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)

He has been battling with his new broadband for 24 hours now
it is unlikely he will win, and highly likely that I will have to sort it out and set it up for him the next time I visit. And no, he still can't figure out how to use his washing machine OR how to program the heating, and has lived in his flat for two months now...
(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Sounds a bit simple.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)

If by that you mean special, then you have a point
his inability to deal with very simple things like taking an electricity meter reading or cooking an edible meal does get quite annoying sometimes.
(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Still, it's like having kids without the full time care.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)

In terms of having children, it's not the full time care that I object to
it's the gestating and birth bit that bothers me. Have you seen the size of a baby's head? No fucking thank you.
(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Does he have trouble finding the clitoris too?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)

If he was that useless I wouldn't still be with him.

(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)

maybe he'll hook the internet up to it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)