You did a dump in a charity shop? You are a bad man.
Today has been a mixed bag for me. This morning we had our (well, I say 'our', it's his really) yearly check up with the oncologist, and it looks like mr b3th is going to hang on for at least a couple of years. so that's good.

Then five minutes ago I saw taht picture of the dog with its face blown off and now I can't stop crying. Stupid dogs, being all lovely and getting in your psyche.

Anyway.... hello /ot. How are you all today? Have I missed anything good?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:39, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

yay! no toyboys for you for at least two years!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Woo hoo!
I think even *he* believes it now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)

yeah so next time he's giving it all "I'm an old man, me ears are knolled, me eyes are old an' bent"
you can say, "shurrup and let's play swingball!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)

i'd rather play doctors and nurses.
Though, when you consider what the doctors have done to him over the years, he probably wouldn't.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Well, let's not rule it out.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Excellent news. You must be hugely relieved.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I kind of knew it anyway
it's just him who has been telling everyone he's on the way out. We had a nice lady doctor today, and I think he actually believed her when she said there's a few years before we need to start worrying.
As you say, a bit of a relief all round.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:52, Reply)

:)
(except for the dog-thing, i dont' know what it is and I don't want to)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Oh, I guess if I'm serious, I'm glad that there is no cancer inside him, I'm quite selfless like that.
Oh man, damn, that's shitty, where did you see the picture?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 18:00, Reply)

No, there's definitely cancer inside him. Quite a bit of it, actually.
It's just that it's not growing *too* fast, and being managed with massive drugs. Yay for massive drugs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Is it true that you shouldn't have any heavy phsyical contact with someone on chemo? There was a girl on chemo who slept in my bed while I was on holiday...
... and they said they have to wash the sheets after because of the chemo, but I said I wanted the smell of girl.

Anyway, if that's true, a girl has needs, a girl has wants, sometimes a credit card and a town centre just won't cut it, if you know what I mean.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 18:40, Reply)