AW-RAAAGHT
Iceland holiday is booked. Sadly my passport will have expired by then so I have to find £77 to renew the cunt. This may prove tricky.

*makes soup out of old sneakers*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:16, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*sends pocket change*
I'm making a jar to collect funds to travel to your kingdom.

I wrote that as kingdown at first. I feel this is more accurate.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Next year my father turns 70,
This means I (and hopefully my child and Lusty) shall be in Virginia in April. Lolz guaranteed...until my old man starts hitting on you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

bad luck, Krizza lives in jersey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Cut off your hair and sell it.
Or, just cut it off.
( wanderlust, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Sportscow thinks he should keep it.
I've never heard of a better reason for a haircut than that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Only Mums go to Iceland.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

no clam jousters allowed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Monty's mum goes to Lesbos.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)