Yo Gonz, did you get any action after that candlelit dinner?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I went to buy a grot-mag as I'm using the neighbours internet 'till monday.
I was looking at them, saw one that I thought might be alright, comes with a DVD, DING DING, someone walks in the door. I redirect my raised hand to the homewear magazine, look at it for 10 seconds, puts it back. Then another ding and another ding, I'm looking at birthday cards now waiting for the shop to clear. Eventually after 20 minutes I thought "fuck this" and went home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Is it bad to to use someone elses internet to look at porn then?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

you don't want to get spunk in the broadband

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Yeah, I wonder if that's why my work internet connection has got so slow.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I don't really know them at all, and the last thing I want them to do is look in the logs and see what sort of grot I like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)

what better way to get to know each other
perhaps he likes £4.99 caterpillar cake, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)

That's like asking if he likes breathing or licking the lid off yoghurts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)