Oh, I know that
It's my fault, but it's far easier to blame the bank for fucking me over than simply admitting I'm a fuckup.

Tbh, I'm just irritated because I'd planned this month to perfection, had all bills completely accounted for, but utterly forgot about the bank charges. For being £1.34 over my overdraft, I've been charged £35.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Blame your parents.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Sorry, Parent.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahaha
*breaths*
hahahahahahahahahahaha
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Not your best work, but not bad

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I thought it was quite good considering what I had to work with.
*puts pieces of decaying corpse back in the cupboard*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

How long does it take for a body to decay?
She's been dead 15 years now, after all...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I keep it immersed in Green Day to slow down the process. The microbes only wake up in October.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Now you're just grasping at straws

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)