The whole "Shall I text/meet up with XYZ thing? I don't want too, but I can't help it, his penis injects spunk into my vagina so well" thing is getting a little bit tedious.
You're an alright person, you don't need to do this Sex In The City thing to make yourself attention, the only males who like SITC are gay... actually flamboyantly never owned a waldrobe in their life gay....this is where you're going wrong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

gooooonz
you haven't been reading my beakering clearly enough. there's no spunk issue. there's just a "can i be friends with someone i love spending time with more than anyone ever, but whom i still see as more than a friend so it's killing me" issue. beaker beaker beaker.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Somewhere in a cave in the middle east there is an arabic man wearing bed linning with a rocket launcher by the front door tearing his hair out going "I don't get why Carry keeps sleeping with Mr Big, he ovbously isn't interested".
Ask him outright if he's up for some rumpy pumpy, if not, move on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

what's the thread rating on the bedlinen?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

why did you just post that on Facebook as well?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

People do weird things when they're ripped to the tits on prescription meds, Mighters.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

*looks at clock*, *looks at medicine box*, *looks at clock*..... 11 minutes to go.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

6 minutes, over half way there now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Wow, 23 minutes over, I didn't notice because I did some cleaning.
See, cleaning makes the drugs come faster.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Really?
My flat just got a whole lot cleaner from now on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I found it funny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Fair enough.
I just get easily confused.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

It's the age. I'm changing the subject now to something more self-obsessed about me instead.
Yesterday I bought some new clothes that are a size bigger than most of my current ones. I got enough to see me through the week (3 trousers, 4 t-shirts, 3 shirts).... I hope for them to be in a charity shop by march.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)