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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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But what if you're in polite company, but still wish to announce an impending defecation?You can't say to the Queen that you're off for a poo. I suppose you'd have to opt for "do excuse me, ma'am, I'm orf for a dump."
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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"Pardon me, Ma'am, but would you mind waiting a while as I seem to need to take a shit" is fine, according to Debrett's.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:00,
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In polite company, you don't keep everyone apprised of your bowel movements. (, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Tell her that.She's always banging on about her Anus Horribilus.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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Don't you try telling me I'm not bang up to date with my references.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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Is it really? Blimey, how time flies when you're a raging drunk.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:07,
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'I'm off to strangle a darkie, your maj, back in a mo'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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