Hello good folks of b3ta
How fare we all?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

evening darth!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Evening Captain!
How art thou?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)

less cold that you might expect.
11 days until HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE (not the TV thing)

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Ooh yay!
Good for you honey. I'm impressed that you've upscaled your domicile to house your breasts.

I'm very well thank you, just had a very-successful-but-not-as-successful-as-it-could-have-been aaargh Ballroom competition
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)

there just wasn't enough space for them
ooh, I heard about that - well done!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Thank you :-)
If it weren't for that fucker getting in my way in the Tango we'd have made the final. He was black as well. Where's Monty when you need him?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

did you punch him and start a fight?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

When we came off the floor I was well up for going and having a quiet word
Ms Foxtrot was well aware of what kind of quiet word I had in mind and repeatedly assured me that this would be considered bad form at a Ballroom competition until I calmed down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I imagine it would look
a bit like that bit in west side story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

More like
that bit in Women in Love.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)

i don't know that one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I fight like a MAN, thank you
Specifically, the sort of man who never gets into fights.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

but who does dance

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

da min
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

minnce?
Nice one, genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

You do know that I have a mild stammer?
You insensitive bastard.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Alright Darth
Gonna head west for JeffSTOCK ii? 'Some time in April'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Details please Jeffrey
How the devil are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Good mate
Details TBC
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Just tell him there'll be girls with breasts.
He'll be there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

I resent this entirely accurate implication

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Do you think the boss will let you come?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)

If it's on a weekend he'll have no say in the matter, I won't be at work

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

oh man, you ask him
but I only find out by accident perusing earlier threads
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Maybe he doesn't want you there.
Did you think about that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:01, Reply)

I did
and now I'm sad:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

I didn't think
You could cope with this AND the house move.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I'll have moved by then and need
other distractions from the relentless oncoming of death
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Good point
Jeff is one of the only b3tans immune to the Captain's much-vaunted charms, on the grounds that there are two rather than six of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1493005
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Dogs have six nipples, don't they?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Apparently.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Let's ask Jeff
He fucks dogs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)