Monty's got a FB Profile
https://www.facebook.com/Monty.boyce

I've had a good first day back at work, but it's time to go now, L8erz.

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OH MAN, I forgot, 'cus I'm on the overground going home, I can GENERIC EVENING THREAD this and be on a mother fucking train on b3ta. OH BOY.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:27, 206 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What a pile of old shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

The fellow appears to be an extra from the 'Thriller' video.
Was Nick Knowles in the 'Thriller' video?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Only mugs don't travel on the overground home.
High five me Gonz.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Barry
I recommend to you the compilation LP 'The Third Unheard', on Stones Throw records.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Do you have a link good sir?
I can only find places where you have to pay for it and until student finance sort me out I'm bare poor.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:59, Reply)

FUCK YEAH !!!!!
I'm on my iPad using my mobile phones connection !!'m

*tens*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:02, Reply)

That pic looks like Nick Knowles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Oh Gonz,
Whenever I used to drive through Southgate I would get a big smile on my face and I'd look up at your windows and wonder "is Gonz looking out at Tesco right now? If he is we could be sharing the same view, even if it is for just a second" but now when I drive through Southgate it's like a gaping black hole of loneliness and despair sucking at my heart like a toffee penny on a bad tooth.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Southgate is EXACTLY like a gaping black hole of loneliness and despair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)

It's like a less exciting version of North Finchley really

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:52, Reply)

You misspelt Lancashire.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:00, Reply)

But now you can almost do the same thing when you drive up to the south bury road / north circ (? Or whatever it is)
You know, like when you go to ikea or the pictures or whatever.... But now instead of Tescos, well, that Tescos, it's now a waitrose and you can think "look how far that boy has gone, he's moved up in the world. I always knew he would... Last off the line, not always first to the finish, but by joe, he got there..... And I was part of that",
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)

He looks like a gay
who got beat up for being a gay
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)

this contains no poovy flat update
i am confused :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Haha, like you don't dig my soft furnishings updates,

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Evening all
Had a reasonable day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I've sat around the house in my y-fronts all day.
And only gone downstairs to get port, champagne and then Baileys. So yes Jeff, today has been dandy/I'm dreading when mum gets back and has a go at me for drinking the house dry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Make her a nice cup of tea.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:10, Reply)

There is literally no chance of me leaving my bed for the next eighteen or so hours.
I moved all the alcohol up onto my windowsill, clever sod ain't I.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:12, Reply)

i done some shouting at students
and some fogetting keys and things

and some getting a provisional date for moving into MY AWESOME HOUSE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:02, Reply)

When are you expecting to move?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:11, Reply)

a week Friday

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:12, Reply)

Hope it goes well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:15, Reply)

cheers
I'll start the gonz-esque house updates that very evening I think. Provided I can sort out internet access
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)

I've spent the whole fucking day job searching.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)

got your eye on anything good?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)

I'm applying for loads of stuff.
I'd like to get back into my last line of work but more on the community side, but that's going to be tricky. So I've just applied for a job locally as a benefits adviser, which is where I started out in life.

The wheel turns...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:09, Reply)

good luck, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:12, Reply)

For some reason it's a temporary agency job
but for all intents and purposes appears to be based in my local office, where I started working over twenty years ago. Also the pay is far, far better than I was ever paid in that role, like twice as much money. This latter part can only be a good thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:17, Reply)

are there people there who would remember you?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Yes, several of them have interviewed me when I've been to sign on.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Will that go against you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)

I was assuming it was a good thing
it is, isn't it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Yeah, they've all been very friendly and chatty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:35, Reply)

I should think they'd be relieved to have someone who knows what the fuck they're doing, frankly.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Haha.
I imagine so. Bonkers it's through an agency when they have your details on file!

A commission the tax payer need not have paid.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)

That's what I thought.
The hourly rate is just under £16 an hour, which means the annual salary is around the £30k mark. frankly I wouldn't turn that down.

Last time I worked there, if anything suitable came in we'd be on the phone to clients we thought might be interested. This doesn't appear to be the case now, which is a bit shit because even with the best will in the world, there's going to be some stuff you miss until it's too late. Their vacancy database doesn't seem to be properly synched with the Direct.Gov one either, I got details of a job last week and it's nowhere to be found on Direct.Gov site.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)

It strikes me as a bit lazy.
They can't match an internal vacancy to a punter.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:43, Reply)

A punter
who has eleven years experience of doing the exact same fucking job that's being advertised.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:44, Reply)

You should ask who the recruiting
Manager is when you are next in there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)

then take his/her job

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)

I was thinking more from the point of view of introducing himself so they'll be on the lookout for his application. But your method is also good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:52, Reply)

Once you get back in the work game
You'll probably find you get inundated with offers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:13, Reply)

I wouldn't be at all surprised, frankly.
It's the getting back into the work game that's the sticking point at the minute.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:15, Reply)

I tried that quick mist nicotine spray and now I feel a bit grim

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)

that sounds nasty

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:15, Reply)

You should do.
Smoking is cool as fuck and any attempts to stop smoking will only make you feel like an arsehole.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Be a man, Gonz.
Just stop dead. Cold turkey. It's what Chuck Norris would do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)

I'm not quitting, just cutting down =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Oh yeah
and yay to bristol drinks in april, especially as a bit of April is Easter hols
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)

I AM COLD
my heating stopped working. I am sad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

WTFU!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)

got a cup of tea
and a cardigan. Might get blanket next, but I think this makes me an old lady
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:24, Reply)

A warm old lady!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:25, Reply)

you make a valid point
pub, later. that should be warm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Do you not own a dressing gown?
I was sweltering in here just in my pants and with the addition of my gown I'm now almost (but not really) literally melting.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)

yeah, but it's downstairs
You need to turn your heating down. And send some west
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)

I ain't leaving my room.
The thermostat may be right outside my door but the point still stands. I I might de-robe.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:50, Reply)

*wolf whistles*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:51, Reply)

No that's not me, that's my nearly dad.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)

probably closer to my age

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Don't put yourself down like that.
If you're a nice person age is irrelevant init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Christ that sounds like the worst pick up line ever.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

part pick up line, part back handed complement

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

I wouldn't say it was back handed.
I'm in a fantastic mood and you come across as a lovely person. I meant every word.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

So you're saying you'd fuck a granny if she had a lovely personality
Go Barry
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

No.
Sex does not mean that much to me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

A hand holder eh, that's really sweet Barry, I think I'm falling for you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)

I fear intimacy.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

We'll be sharing our lives together Barry, with the mutual sharing of our hopes, dreams, fears and anxieties our love will soon turn physical.
I think we've both been hurt in the past, but we'll surmount this obstacle and be as one, like swans in the sunset
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

You've turned the best week of my life into the perfect week of my life.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)

awww, thanks
you're very bless when you're in love
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I'm a hopeless romantic. Well after the last couple of weeks I am.
It would be rude not to spread the love.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Evenin' all!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

I sent you a text mate

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Ditto.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Hello good folks of b3ta
How fare we all?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:54, Reply)

evening darth!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Evening Captain!
How art thou?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)

less cold that you might expect.
11 days until HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE (not the TV thing)

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Ooh yay!
Good for you honey. I'm impressed that you've upscaled your domicile to house your breasts.

I'm very well thank you, just had a very-successful-but-not-as-successful-as-it-could-have-been aaargh Ballroom competition
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)

there just wasn't enough space for them
ooh, I heard about that - well done!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Thank you :-)
If it weren't for that fucker getting in my way in the Tango we'd have made the final. He was black as well. Where's Monty when you need him?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

did you punch him and start a fight?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

When we came off the floor I was well up for going and having a quiet word
Ms Foxtrot was well aware of what kind of quiet word I had in mind and repeatedly assured me that this would be considered bad form at a Ballroom competition until I calmed down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I imagine it would look
a bit like that bit in west side story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

More like
that bit in Women in Love.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)

i don't know that one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I fight like a MAN, thank you
Specifically, the sort of man who never gets into fights.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

but who does dance

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

da min
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

minnce?
Nice one, genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

You do know that I have a mild stammer?
You insensitive bastard.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Alright Darth
Gonna head west for JeffSTOCK ii? 'Some time in April'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Details please Jeffrey
How the devil are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Good mate
Details TBC
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Just tell him there'll be girls with breasts.
He'll be there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

I resent this entirely accurate implication

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Do you think the boss will let you come?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)

If it's on a weekend he'll have no say in the matter, I won't be at work

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

oh man, you ask him
but I only find out by accident perusing earlier threads
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Maybe he doesn't want you there.
Did you think about that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:01, Reply)

I did
and now I'm sad:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

I didn't think
You could cope with this AND the house move.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I'll have moved by then and need
other distractions from the relentless oncoming of death
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Good point
Jeff is one of the only b3tans immune to the Captain's much-vaunted charms, on the grounds that there are two rather than six of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1493005
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Dogs have six nipples, don't they?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Apparently.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Let's ask Jeff
He fucks dogs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)

This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs.
This is your brain on facebook.
This is your brain on the northern line.

Underground, overground, b3ta-ing free...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:59, Reply)

have you gone mad, now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:59, Reply)

I don't know.
It's been a long day, which I have mostly spent doing company accounts. This is less fun than it sounds. Which is saying something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:01, Reply)

wow
that sounds dull, but you are totally going to be partyign this evening, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)

I'm about to go cook up some teriyaki beef for tea
Then it's University Challenge. Christ, it's all go here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

that's one crazy mofo
rollercoaster your riding there, missy, don't go off the rails
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)

I did my crazy drunken partying on Saturday.
That should do me for the rest of the month.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

month year
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I'm only posting here
to appear in the link b3th posted above in response to summat I said about tits.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

recursivelols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

alright backdoor fanatics?
I am wearing a very nice shirt and cufflinks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)

that's unusual attire
for a microwave meal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

I haven't had a microwave meal in a long time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

then I suppose it must be special

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I am 32 tomorrow.
And I am not eating a microwave meal, not tonight, hopefully not ever.

My butler is cooking for me.

And before any jokesters get busy with the typing gags, that's butler +t.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)

May I wish you many happy returns in case you're not here tomorrow.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Could someone please, please come round and drop off some cigarettes.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)

alright baz?
Any word on the Technics acquisition front?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Aye, it's a no go.
I have no room here or at uni for them. I could have them at uni but I'd have to go without the 6ft x 6ft double clothes rail I've just ordered, which would mean piles of t-shirts everywhere. Gutted ain't the word. How goes it?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Alright thanks.
New job started last week.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Nice one bruvva, chuffed for you.
What does it entail? I'm still the kind of arsehole that has no idea what work even means.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Compliance.
And the wearing of fancy shirts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:54, Reply)

Again I have literally no idea what that entails.
I sometimes think being this clueless and ignorant will go against me, but then I smile at the people interviewing me and their hearts melt. Probably.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)

I work for an IFA network, making sure that the Financial Promotions that members of the network issue are aligned to FSA rules, the DPA and brand guidelines.
And I wear fancy shirts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Aah, compliance, how I miss thee.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Sar Box to da max!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)

at least
It isn't PCI
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Stupid American television and their stupid Christmas break.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

pub quiz in an hour
what facts about current affairs should I know?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)

The difference between various tie knots and how to match the right knot to the right collar.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

it's never come up in the past, so perhaps it's due

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)

indeed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I have had a shit day
next question.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)

:(
why has the world been so mean to you today?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Arguments, excessive busyness and a horrible glitter explosion in my bag.
I also lost something expensive yesterday and got barely any sleep last night.

EDIT - my housemates irritating little yappy dog is also going mental upstairs and I'm about three minutes worth of incessant barking away from going and staving both of their heads in with a hockey stick. I don't even have a hockey stick, but I'd make do.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Well if you will keep 1970s glam-rock noncers in your bag.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Had he exploded in my bag
I suppose it would have made an even bigger mess. As it was, a pot of purple eyeshadow was quite sufficient to cause a great deal of mess and rage.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Hey, there is interest a plenty in Bristol drinks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Excellent
and if it had to be moved to the 21st would you still be able to make that or would the footie interfere?
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)

I've spoken to Bristol City Football Club
and in light of the occasion, they will apply to the league to see if they'll move the game.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Well, would you miss a home game for a bash?

(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)

urgh
why was there glitter in your bag to explode?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)

It was some sort of gang berk was invited to join....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Eyeshadow.

(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:09, Reply)

fair enough
I suspected you were a closet christmas-card-maker or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)

also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-33i2b17nc

this always makes me smile
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Pffft!
you got a halfhearted actual lol for that. I'm going to watch Sherlock and eat breakfast cereal and sulk.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)

This prick has probably made about £25k, the person who put this video up.... look at the views.... Sad Face.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDCZ0ETISmc&feature=related
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)

OH MY DEAR SWEET BERK !
When will you give into nature and make love like the animals... like rabbits, 100 times a week. Like hedgehogs, carefully. Like salmon in fresh water, I'll do it in the bath and you can pick it up later. Like anglo fish, yeah', it's kindda complicated, but it's worth it, I'll use my highly developed ophactory sense and swim towards you for sevral days, and then I'll bite you, which releases an enzyme that desolves my skin and my flesh and my fins, leaving only a pare of genitals attached to the side of your body for you to use, at your conviniance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

This one got a whole, proper actual lol
bless you for trying, Gonz.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

=D You're totally worth the trying.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

pahahhahahh!
trying not to lol too loud, my lanlord's here looking at the boiler
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Your landlord is gazing at you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

oi!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Smooooooooooooooooooooth mover.
in waitrose, the girl behind the counter was saying how she forgot her tie,
so I said "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone if you don't",
and she giggled and said "I once forgot my shoes",
"lulwut? how did you forget shoes? Did you walk here in your socks?"
"Haha, no, although it wouldn't supprise me if I did one day"
"Ahhh, hah, cool....Besides, you own the place, don't you? Well, some of it. I'm sure they won't mind if the owner forgets some of her clothing one day",
and she was like "Tee Hee Eee"
so I said "What percentage do you own? That could really impress a fella"
and she said "I don't know, would working in a supermarket impress someone?"
so I said "Yup ! You're a co-owner and partner in the high street's awnser to harrods, in their secondary flagship store for your local region"
and she was like "I guess I am you know",
then I said "Plus you get to know when things are going on special offer, that's valueable information",
and she started laughing, I should have asked for her number but the queue was building up, so I asked for cashback and wished her a good day.

Hawt DAYUM, I don't care if every fat cunt on the way home from work is getting some free confidence by their staff being flirty, but I like it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

nice one
soon you will be able to know when all the sandwiches are on special offer. That's the kind of information people kill for

oh yeah - phone number from her tomorrow!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:08, Reply)

I hope she doesn't think I'm using her to get to the good sushi.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Oh lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I think she's hoping you're after her good sushi

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I can dig a bit of that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I've made a dish Clendrix has taught me called Bobotie, the one she made was one of the nicest things I've had with minced meat....
... then one I've done is missing quite a few ingredients, and I've adjusted things to my taste a bit, and it's not quite as good as what she made, but FUCK ME, it's still GEORGOUS. For about a tenner (plus having a well stocked larder now) I've made three georgous stunning meals.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobotie
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)

That looks a bit like coronation chicken
except with mince instead of chicken.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

It's not too disimilar, although the mince bit isn't creamy, it's just the custard on top that is.
It's got a lot of herbs'n'spices, unfortunatly on re-looking at the menu, I left some out that would have been nice, but the mince is still absolutly georgous, right for the tweeking. It would be really nice in tacos, on nuchos, in pita bread, with pasta or rice... it's such a good base-dish.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I totally made myself go to the gym.
I've had a lovely fairly healthy dinner and I cruised a couple of dating sites.

Now for a lovely cup of tea. MrsDoyles/
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Ah, go wan!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

I have.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

What brand of tea?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Tetley.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Make tea-bags, make tea.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Well done for memorizing adverts Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Why do you mock me Blousie. WHY?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)

You love a bit of mockery.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I do that!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)

yo bendoids
By 'bendoids', I mean BGB, obv.

OVER HERE!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Totally wished you happy birthday up there ^

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Oh yeah, thanks.
Have this in return...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=--V5GIv4dkg
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Niiiiiiiiiice!

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Very.
When the sun goes down!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Evening folks
I've had a nicely busy day with cake, and then a lamb pie for tea.

Jeff, why not just go to the match and then bash afterwards? Unless it's a 5:30 kick-off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)

That is an option Lighty, that is an option.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I know you younguns like to drink from 3 till closing
but there's nothing wrong with starting at 6.

I'm cutting down at the moment which makes this glass of rum in my hand a baffling mystery.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)

NEW THREAD!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Cheers dude

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)