Smooooooooooooooooooooth mover.
in waitrose, the girl behind the counter was saying how she forgot her tie,
so I said "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone if you don't",
and she giggled and said "I once forgot my shoes",
"lulwut? how did you forget shoes? Did you walk here in your socks?"
"Haha, no, although it wouldn't supprise me if I did one day"
"Ahhh, hah, cool....Besides, you own the place, don't you? Well, some of it. I'm sure they won't mind if the owner forgets some of her clothing one day",
and she was like "Tee Hee Eee"
so I said "What percentage do you own? That could really impress a fella"
and she said "I don't know, would working in a supermarket impress someone?"
so I said "Yup ! You're a co-owner and partner in the high street's awnser to harrods, in their secondary flagship store for your local region"
and she was like "I guess I am you know",
then I said "Plus you get to know when things are going on special offer, that's valueable information",
and she started laughing, I should have asked for her number but the queue was building up, so I asked for cashback and wished her a good day.

Hawt DAYUM, I don't care if every fat cunt on the way home from work is getting some free confidence by their staff being flirty, but I like it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

nice one
soon you will be able to know when all the sandwiches are on special offer. That's the kind of information people kill for

oh yeah - phone number from her tomorrow!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:08, Reply)

I hope she doesn't think I'm using her to get to the good sushi.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Oh lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I think she's hoping you're after her good sushi

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I can dig a bit of that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)