Only strange thing I have for breakfast is when I'm overseas.
The French don't have marmalade or proper toast, heathens.
I hate cold ham and crappy processed cheese, served on a mirror FFS.

Croisants, don't get me started.

Alt: Ed Milliband, Nanoband more like.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

something about MDs for breakfast

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I could do with some today,

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

You and me both, old son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:59, Reply)

In my child-free days I was an advocate of the "wake and bake"
An early morning reefer could cure most hangovers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I used to hit the bongs before ten am each day.
How I graduated at all is a miracle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)

When I was on a school French exchange trip
For breakfast I was presented with a bowl of drinking chocolate with a bit of bread to dip into it. Unfortunately I did not know enough French to ask: What the fuck is this?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

'Oi! Gaston! What's this fucking merde? Eh?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

All the french you'll ever need.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

And if he doesn't understand, smash the place up
Secure in the knowledge that you tried your best
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Of course now I'm older and wiser
I know that the correct way to speak to Johnny Foreigner is LOUDLY and CLEARLY using the Queen's English. Hand gestures are also helpful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

"Excusez-moi, monsieur
qu'est-ce que c'est ca? Je pense que votre mere etait un hamster et votre papa avais une odeur de sureau"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Hee Ho Hee Ho
Le Serpent de Monty LOLs
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)