Cheers
How you keeping mate?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The sportsback is once again causing issues but apart from that, quite good
The patented "stop eating your own bodyweight in cake and lager" diet seems to be working too. 4lbs down in 6 days
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Congrats mate
I started my diet very well but it appears a weekend in Blackpool has kippered my earlier efforts. Back on the treadmill tonight.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

No exercise at all as yet
Was giving it two weeks of sensible eating so I've less cow to carry round
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Not a bad plan that
Unfortunately my metabolism doesn't burn it fast enough and I'm impatient
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Mine appears to run very quickly
Woop!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Good for you
*fetches cow-gun*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

bollocks.
Everyone burns calories at the same rate, what with it being a basic and fundamental fucking energy balance. Man the fuck up, Foxtrot. "metabolism" and "glands" are simply limp-wristed excuses for "I can't stop myself inhaling cake"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:49, Reply)