she's infuriatingly hot though
you totally would
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I probably wouldn't
had a thing with a New Joisey girl years ago. The dirty talking and the noisy orgasms in that accent has done terrible, deep-seated psychological damage that no amount of therapy can possibly help with.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

i think you'd have ended up with a pink sock fetish anyway, myself
anyway, that's what ball-gags are for.

also, the noisier the orgasm, the more likely it is to be fake...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Joisey girls never fucking shut up, so this rule probably doesn't apply.
Also, you are aware that most men can tell, right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

i am aware that most men think they can tell, yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

my girlfirend goes into involuntary muscle spasms that are so strong they sometimes push me out

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

+ of the front door
understandable
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I certainly doubt they're involuntary either

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

i don't know why your all so mean i'm just being part of the conversation
when shes on top its the worst, she just forces it out like dead hard and quick, but if i'm on top i can keep ramming it in
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

That sounds quite a lot like an admission of rape there.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

nah cos she's consenting so its an involuntary relflex where her vajo just tightens when she comes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

oh, we can tell.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

sweetheart
just because the video is called "REAL orgasm" doesn't mean the webcamgirl isn't faking it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

oh, that's quite a good comeback.
at least 8/10 and a smattering of golf applause. Very well played
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

/smugs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Oh I don't know
that kind of sounds like fun
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

In fairness
she was dirtier than a Cornish tin-miners sock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

although, obviously we're discussing conquests
online .. so by the rules of the internet, none this is really true.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)