fuck the fuck off.
putting vegetables in a sandwich that contains pig is a crime akin to being caught screwing your own daughter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Merely a suggestion
I don't pretend to understand how you omnivores work.
Add some other bits of pig if you prefer, or some parts of another animal.
My point still stands (with some clarification): to make a sandwich good great, you need a minimum of 3 fillings.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I think in a lot of cases you are correct
however, there are certain exceptions. One of those being the humble bacon sarnie, which clearly only needs two fillings.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I only ever eat vegetarian bacon*
and I'm sure you will agree that needs all the help it can get.


*Yes. Vegetarian bacon. I know, I'm an abomination.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)

you've let the board down, you've let me down
but most of all, you've let yourself down.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:22, Reply)

*hangs head in shame*
*thinks about what I've done*


*flicks Vs behind badgo's back*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)

What about fruit?
As a fresh pork sandwich with apple sauce is pretty damn good
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Permissable in specific circumstances, but it's a tightrope, Agners. Watch your step with that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:40, Reply)

The only one that springs to mind is the example above, currently

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

fried onions in a hotdog did also spring to mind
but that's arguably outside of the whole sandwich genre anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Fried onions & mushrooms in a bacon sandwich is excellent.
But do either of them count as fruit?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)