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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well if her clinic won't replace 'em, she;ll have to get them taken out by the NHS, who are refusing to replace.
So i doubt they'll be very nice after that...
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Totally just popped a rod-on

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)
well it will be fuller than her tits...

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Judging by the sound of her, they'll be like a pair of pork pies.
Brown and and unhealthy looking on the outside, mostly air on the inside with a lump of meat rattling around in the bottom.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Will there be jelly?
that's the best bit
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
you could squeeze it out the nipple

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)
DefCon Melton

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)
'a lump of meat rattling round in the bottom'
That reminds me, where's Darth?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
You seriously need to re-consider your pork pie supplier.

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
She should fill them with wheat bags, then she could warm them in the microwve

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Ha!

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I'd totally motorboat her on a frosty morning

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Can I numb them first?

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)
the implants will do that

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)
You may have missed my feed line for a joke....

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)
On a second reading, I'm still missing it

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)
For Nakers benefit:
numnumnumnumnumnumnum.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)
thx
I left to get tea and home made baklava
(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Fucking Thatcherite food.

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)
i'm wearing 'miner skin' brogues today

(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

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