The discarded first line of the closing theme to Red Dwarf.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If only they'd disregarded the first line of the script as the pile of fetid monkey shit it was
then Craig Charles would have smoked crack until he died mid prozzie rape
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

I hate completely agreeing with you.
It feels so wrong.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I used to like it.
Watching old episodes back now, however, it seems incredibly laboured.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Terminally unfunny.
Unless you find the use of 'smeg' as a substitute swearword OVER AND OVER AND OVER A-FUCKING-GAIN, FOR YEARS amusing, in which case fill yer boots.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I have to agree, really.
The only excuse I can offer is that tastes change. I watched the revival when it was repeated last year and it was cringeworthy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Tastes do indeed change.
My brother were utterly convinced that The Young Ones was good which, apart from the book, it really, really wasn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)

I still think the Bambi episode is brilliant.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

wrong
red dwarf is great (except the last 2 series')
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)