Personally, I'd be fucked.
Those of you who have had the pleasure (!) of visiting my chateau know that I am a Trebus-esque collector of all sorts of shit from vintage trainers, books, records, 'film'.....I probably have 75 fucking t shirts. I've also got some excellent heirlooms that I would be much saddened to lose, and a bust of my grandfather which is similarly excellent.

I'd probably stand there, paralysed with indecision, whilst the whole lot turned to ash.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:40, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I would have thought you would have at least buried your cheese.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Pepyslolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Luckily the stuff only has sentimental value.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Surely your stash of MASSIVE DRUGS

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

+would make it more difficult for the fire brigade to get near, they'd just sit in the street, pissing themselves laughing

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

But if the wind is blowing
In the right direction, most of east London would be stoned. The 'Roy Caste' effect as it's known.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Do you mean Roy Castle?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

No, he's referring to a sub-stratum of Indian society known as the 'Roys'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

i heard your granddad had an impressive bust

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

i heard his financial situation was an impressive bust.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 11:41, Reply)