Did you genuinely get any sex tips from school lessons?
The most constructive sexual comment any teacher ever gave my class was written on some kid's biology coursework drawing. "call that a vagina, Houlston? you could park a bus in that"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)

My art teacher liked it in her mouth when I was on the vinegars.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)

My art teacher apparently fucked Mick Hucknall
says it all, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Did he really?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Oh, zing. 7/10
now, my art teacher from the age of 12 to 14 was a bloke, actually. But to be fair, this was a lady type. Clearly a fucking deranged and blind ladytype with no taste, but still.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Your art teacher had the 'chop' while he was an adolescent?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Those teenage years stopped being hard after 14

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

MUCH LIKE HIS COCK!
You know, because it was chopped off and inverted to make an artificial vagina...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Oh, you know what I mean, Crow.
Two different teachers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

I know what you mean
I just take a perverse delight in being facetious.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)