More spades than a gravedigger's shed, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The weakest performing of all the ethnic groups.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I didn't realise gravediggers counted as an ethnicity these days.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

They went underground a while back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

I office lolled
and then couldn't explain why, as the guy that sits opposite me is a huge black lad that moonlights as a bouncer.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Funny that, the Catholic schools here are short of ethnics.
My nephew passed the entrance exams for two schools. one Catholic, one not.
My Mum (edit) chose the non-Catholic one because it is the slightly better school and also because she didn't see any black kids on the photos or round the school and she didn't want my nephew growing up in a white Catholic bubble.
Ohter than that it was a cracking school.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

This lot are all Africans.
My daughter is one of about three pupils who has ever worn socks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I'm sure laughing at this means I'm definitely a bad person.
Oh well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

I'm not judging.
If you want to wear sandals in the snow in February, fucking go for it, I say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Bloody students round here are like that.
Shorts, polo shirts and fucking flip flops. NOW.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Again I find myself unable to explain my laughter.

( Kroney, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Strangely the catholic school we want my nephew to attend has muslim kids.
Not many I grant you, considering where it's based, in Burnley.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Yeah my school had a few sikh and muslim girls
but this one my nephew was going to go to was total North End of Liverpool white Catholic oblivion
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

And yet you wouldn't find any non-muslim kids in a muslim school.
Says it all really.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Says what?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

House music all night long.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Say ooooh, la la, say ooooh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Well, I'd assume
that most white british parents are too prejudiced to have the stones to send their kids to an Islamic faith school.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

They must not be without sin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

oh, well played, sporters
a ripple of appluase from the crowd.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

eythangyou

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

I say, that's awfully good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Oh right i see

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

well, I assume so
cos, y'know, the only other option is a bit prejudiced and that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Indeed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

The one thing Islamic schools do not need any more of is stones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

course they do.
Always more adulterers than there are stones. Always
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:42, Reply)

How ace it is being a non-muslim.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

What you on abaaaaht

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I'm being silly again.
Pay attention.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

wevs blud

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Even in needlework?
Ohhhhh, muslim
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

All the Catholic schools in Hampshire are full entirely of inbred Paddies like my chum Yeti.
They're all descended from dock workers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

My dad/uncles/cousins' boy's school was like that.
But the one my nephew was going to go to was very posh, fee-paying, so not many of us great unwashed
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Mine was full 3rd 4th generation Italians
because of the PoW camp that was nearby and the fact most were to lazy to go back to Italy after WW2
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

They changed sides.
"Ahm not on a yor siiide, I am a on eez siiide"

Surrender monkeys.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)