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foreplay [ˈfɔ¢°ˌpleɪ]

n

mutual sexual stimulation preceding sexual intercourse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Today's new word:
Mutual
( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)

girls can have orgasms?
that will be news to him.

probably not this weekend though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)

It's like the joke that goes:
Did you know, there are four types of orgasm.

The positive: YES! YES! YES!

The negative: NO! Oh no, no, no, NO, NO! UNNNGHHHHH!!!!!!

The religious: OH GOD!! OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!!!

and the fake: Oh. Pyschochomp. Oh yes. Mmmmmm. Yes Pyschochomp. Yes. *yawns*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

What about the tourettes orgasm.
Oh fuck oh fuck yes.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

and then he can tell her the statistics on each one
before publishing them in a newslink.

oh so very very hot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

BUT IT'S HIS ONE CHANCE

( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

what, a charming and witty young go-getter like that?
now you're just being mean.

oops, sorry. accurate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I like how he's telling everyone that she booked him without telling him
but I presume that with a certain class of escort you just arrange the time and they do the rest.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

what, the same class of escort that books a travelodge?
i thought they'd abolished third class, myself.

shame he is missing all this LOLHILARITY, what with having me on LOLIGNORE. your joke was wasted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)