You should start with losing some weight.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:05, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Start with foreplay.
Movie after.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Kicking the shit out you would burn a few calories

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

VIOLENCE FACTOR 10
+7 DAMAGE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

lol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Hey! He is training with Arsenal at the moment

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Now hold on a sec
He could spare his friend Return of the Jedi by summarising it using his fat, hairy buttocks to represent a couple of Ewoks. Then lose some weight. And shave his arse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

That's no moon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

HA!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)