Glad to hear it
Very well cheers, although I am liable to be moody for the foreseeable for diet-based reasons. I can no longer be placated by offerings of chocolate. In fact, such offerings will only enrage me further. I'm like the choco-Hulk.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Hang on a minute
I think I missed the point at which you turned into a middle-aged woman.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

It was when he took up ballroom dancing
and realised that no matter how many times he was pumped full of semen, he'd never be able to have kids.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Tragic
Plunging himself face-first into yet another of Terry's chocolate boxes.

He'd pick them by hand and eat them normally, of course, were his hands not strapped to his ankles while a burly moustachioed gentleman (also, coincidentally, called Terry) applies lube to his anus with a rubber-gloved hand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Terry's Chocolate Box?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

There might have been a hint of an innuendo there, yes.
Edit: So, you know, I thought for once this year I'd try and have a conversation with Darth that didn't involve jokes about him being bent...that lasted all of 11 minutes.

(But to be fair, Al started it)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I appreciate the thought
if not the effort
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I've been "slightly overweight" since I was 12
This is my latest, and to date most reasonable and well-planned, attempt at dealing with said issue.

Short answer; January 1st, thanks for asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

You don't look like a lolfatty though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

When I say slightly overweight I do mean slightly overweight
My gut is annoying me now so I'd like rid of it. This means sensible eating, no beer and lots of time on the treadmill.

Hence, moody.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Oi Bitch, why aren't you champing at the bit to run a marathon with me and CHCB and DiT?
16 week programme starts on Monday. You should do it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

What does this programme involve?
In terms of distances, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)

All numbers are in miles
Week 1 - 3, 4, 3, 5
Week 2 - 3, 4, 3, 6
Week 3 - 3, 4, 3, 7
Week 4 - 3, 5, 3, 8
Week 5 - 3, 5, 3, 10

That's all I've got in my calendar so far as I'm trying to work out how to fit in the runs while I'm in Australia.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Might actually be doable, that
Am back on the treadmill lately so I'll give it a shot, cheers

I've missed this - why are you off to Oz?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Shits and Giggles
I fucking love Oz and would go far more often if it was only £300 a pop to get there. But it's not, it's a grand a shot, and you need to go for three weeks to make it worth it. So every three or four years will have to suffice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Hard to argue with that
Never been myself. Have an awesome time, and make sure you wind up at least three natives about cricket.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)