I have a stiff neck.
Not really disgusting but I thought you should know.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well at least you've got something stiff in your life for a change

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Bazinga!

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I took some viagra the other day but it got stuck in my throat.
I got a stiff neck.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Poor!

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

© Bobby Davro 1997

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Well at least you've got something stiff in your life for a change

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

He better have something stiff at the weekend.
He's going to put it in a lady.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I'm betting on performance anxiety
Does anyone else find it odd that most people making such claims would be called a bullshitting virgin, but Chompy is such a stud that, as far as I've noticed, no one has doubted that some woman wants to spend a weekend sexing him?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

I'm awfully charming and witty, I thought I've made that clear.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Well, obviously.
I'm not doubting it per se, it just it just surprised me that it didn't get the standard reaction.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

you overlooked the vital fact
that nobody cares!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

I hope it's true.
I want the juicy details after so I can live vicariously through his exploits.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

yeah, but the only one of the 2 I can visualise is chompo....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Pick a photo of some random woman off the internet then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

yeah, but if I'm doing that, no need to involve CHmompy
I can just imagine myself.

off home now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

not my sasha tho!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Chompy is incredibly honest.
Even when it makes him look bad.
So I doubt he would bother lying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

SO am I come to that.
but when was this place ever about reality, rather than a cheap gag.

prude.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)