B3th
The cider boat has been known to make coughs better. Well, not better, but you get such a headache from the drink you won't notice any other illness.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:45, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I can't be the only one that thinks cider is the most disgusting thing in the world.
It can fuck off and so can you for liking it Jeff.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I struggle with it.
One can never quite forget the sting of Strongbow as it jets out of one's teenage nose, in some bushes in a municipal park, every weekend between 1987 and 1989.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

strongbow jizz

Sorry, it had to be done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:57, Reply)

It really didn't, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Well, you're no fun.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)

To be fair I hate everything and everyone at the moment.
But I'm proud to say I never, ever liked cider even as a teenager. I'm a port and Duvel man now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

*port fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:01, Reply)

It's the best drink in the world.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Strongbow isn't cider
It's fucking horrid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:59, Reply)

^this
Although I'm very much looking forward to Jeffstock.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:56, Reply)

incorrect
good cider is delicious, even if it has an annoying habit of making me wee too much and get drunk quickly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Barry
You're wrong. No returns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:04, Reply)

No you're gay.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Wolf fucked your mum.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Lucky sod, eh?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:19, Reply)