Where did you all go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:58, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

To a galaxy far away

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

What film are you on now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I'm watching Disney's Fantasia
I'm not sure why I'm watching it but it's still brilliant.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Is the dog still yapping?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

No, thank fuck
it has gone proper mental tonight though. Thank christ the stupid woman is being made to move out at the end of this month.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Why are they making her move out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

It very clearly says in our tenancy agreements no pets
stupid bint went and got a dog anyway, and not even a sensible one, one of those tiny yappy breeds. Landlord found out and gave her an eviction notice.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

That's something then.
One problem gone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Well yes
although it assumes than an even bigger fuckwit doesn't move in and replace her. I don't like sharing a house.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

How much longer have you got on your contract?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Only about six weeks actually
but if I want to continue seeing TB I have to stay in Leamington - I'd never see him if I moved to Oxford, he just doesn't have the time as he works 7 days a week.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Is Oxford more expensive than Leamington?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Hugely, yes
Minimum for a decent one bed flat is £700-800, bills on top of that... but if I moved, I'd hopefully be sharing with either just one or two other people, or someone I know, or I'll get lucky and find a decent studio with bills inclusive.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:30, Reply)

How many are you living with at the moment?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:31, Reply)

5 others
I have my own shower, so that's not a problem, it's the kitchen that bothers me. I'm sick of tidying up after other people.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I can see how that might be an issue.
Are they quite a sociable lot?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:36, Reply)

No, nobody talks to anybody else bar in passing
there's no shared area.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Well a move might be the right thing to do then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)

I have a great deal here though
I'd have to be moving for the right reasons and for the right place, as it'd likely mean the demise of my relationship...
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:43, Reply)

I meant in Leamington.
Or is a one-bed-place in Leamington too big an ask as well?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)

No, there's no way I can afford a flat and bills in Leamington
on top of the cost of my season ticket. Absolutely no way. I'm skint as fuck as it is.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)

In which case, staying where you are makes the most sense.
Even if the kitchen needs a bit of organisation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I like my little studio flatlet thing
as long as I'm in Leamington, I'll live here and just suck it up re: the bad bits.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Well once the dog owner has gone
That'll make things better.

Ooh, just remembered. I need to book some rail tickets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)

For what?

(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:52, Reply)

I spoke to Stunned earlier
And he kindly invited me up to visit him and Monty.

This will doubtless involve me ending up with a hangover.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)

bath
now on the phone to me mum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Radox and mum.
Your evening is complete.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

There's nothing like not being llistened to
for 20 minutes or so
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Must be like your average working day!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)

that's more like
hours of not being listen to except for the few seconds you were making shit up or being unprofessional when they are all listening intently.

My current one is telling them all that the other lecturer is starting a restaurant for cats.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

How old are your students?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

16+
some are in on the joke and helping me spread it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Good work.
What is the best lie you've told them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)

the most successful was the house elephants
some of them even tried to google where they could get them from
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:27, Reply)

hahaha
Outstanding.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:29, Reply)