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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening
wassup bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:19, 231 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
not much
I had convinced myself utterly it was saturday tomorrow, and I am extremely distressed to realise that not only is this not the case, I also have a really bastard busy day at work tomorrow. Tits.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)
stupid fake fridays

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)
I no rite.
oh well, there's cheesecake in the fridge at home.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)
that sounds better than rice cake
what type? Is it one of the real good ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
It's from M&S
so it's not just cheesecake, it's extra special sexy cheesecake.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)
/looks sadly at rice cake

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
That shit ain't no cake.

(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)
Star wars marathon

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:27, Reply)
all three or all six?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Original three tonight shit three tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
why bother with the shit three?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Whole story like

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)
6 hours of your life you won't get back, like

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
What life like

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
/Nerd Fail

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
if I was a real nerd I'd have asked about
those awful animated ones, or that seriously terrible animated film
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)
The clone wars are great

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
they really really aren't

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
I love anime

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
but those were shit anime

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Pffft, lightsabers innit

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Or the ewoks filums
not to mention the several pornos based on Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
'Fuck Wars'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Who are man utd gonna buy?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Dunno, you either buy before the Euros, or pay inflated prices after
Midfield is shaky/shit
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)
Just don't let spurs win the title. I think you should have got Charlie Adam.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)
and the star wars holiday special

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Baby crying (post jabs today), cooking and trying to fix my kindle.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Have a fag.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)
Good idea. I may have a beer as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Ha! you don't need to fix books.
Hence they are better than kindles.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)
^ wrong person is wrong ^
Particularly as this has been the first problem I have had with it in a year of ownership and I have now fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)
You do if you drop them in the bath
not that this has ever happened to me, you understand..
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)
I have a waterproof cover

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)
Your sig....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)
.....is sad.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)
...yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)
Nuthin.
Just chillin' out post-dinner.
Sup with you, Caver?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)
not a lot
elsewise I wouldn't post here so much, i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)
*no life high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)
everything is about
waiting to move
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I don't even have that excuse.
I just have no social life, and very little motivation to get off my arse and get one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)
if you don't want one
it's only social pressure that says you should
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Well, I love hanging out with chums
like what we do here, but I'm always far too tired to do anything. So once it gets to late afternoon, I can barely move myself from my chair.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This from a man who needs permission to go out.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)

needs has
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Well whoop de doop!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)
I'm full, tired and happy.
Life seems to be going pretty well at the moment. Result.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Shirt over the head!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Oh my!
Long may it continue mate, last month was fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I'm up and down like a prossies knickers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I often feel like my life is a series of happy highs and terrible lows.
I don't think a little balance is too much to expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I no rite!
AND IT'S NOT THE FUCKING MENOPAUSE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Trust me. It is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)
It's not.
I've not had kids or any problems regarding my womb so I'm not due till my early fifties.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Every time I get another attack of endometriosis
I wish I *could* have the menopause.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Eek!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)
I have a knife, hoover and string - let me know if you'd like a hysterectomy

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)
That's the last choice option

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)
I'm quite looking forward to hrt patches.
It made a new woman of my mother.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)
It would take more than that to sort my mother out. Maybe a lobotomy or terminal cancer (hopefully).

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:08, Reply)
I can relate to this as I loathe my grandmother.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Haha, as if I'd even hint at that.
I do value my balls y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Blousie boobs!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Innit!
Looking forward to seeing you again in April petal.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Me too!
And I get teh chance to properly enjoy myself, too.

For 'enjoy', read 'disgrace'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:54, Reply)
*grins*
Just remember I'm older than you and have already disgraced myself in B3tan company.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I am now attending this b4sh.
* waits for list of people no longer attending *
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Cool.
I can bend your ear all afternoon about my non-existant career.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:57, Reply)

* cancels *
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)

* puts back in diary *
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)
It's going to be awesome.
Mainly because I've booked my room till the Monday so don't have to get up early the next day to book out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)
I am looking forward to it. Particularly so we can drink more together - you had to go off to a gig the last time I saw you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:09, Reply)
I know. Bloody good gig though.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I've booked my room till the Monday so don't have to get up early the next day to book out I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:09, Reply)
The cool kids are in town from the Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I'm coming down on the Saturday till Monday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)
I have to work on the Monday, so I won't be
you do realise it's still 1/4 of a year away?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Time passes quickly at my age.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)
I can get there any time on Saturday
so I can meet anyone for lunch who's interested.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)
I can't book a train yet but I assume I'll get there early afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)
definitely up for some lunch action

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)
I can't help but feel some of you are building this up too much.
It'll be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
It won't be shit regardless of the fact you'll be there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Oooh.
Stick you. Your momma too and your daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is the second reference to Daphne & Celeste on here today

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)
No way, no way!
Ma-na-na-na!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)
sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Yeah baby!
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
OK
but nothing exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Awww, don't be so hard on yourself, I'm sure you're at least a little bit exciting.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)
i doubt it
my head is full of snot and my brain full of thoughts of dulux
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)
What colour is your snot?
www.farrow-ball.com/colours/paint/fcp-category/list
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:13, Reply)
well my screen here isn't calibrated
but I'd say a little lighter than green ground
www.farrow-ball.com/green-ground/colours//fcp-product/100206
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)
She is!
She gets stuff done, which is more than me at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)
you haven't seen how much I
haven't done. There is a whole house here not packed
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:14, Reply)
alright ladies?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Alright ponce!
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)
knackered.
And poor. I spent nearly a ton on a shirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)
What's a ton?
£100?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Yep. 100 notes.
The shirt was only £27 but I had to buy tie and cufflinks to go with it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
You sound like my mother.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I'm listening to The Way Out Record For Children by Bruce Haack
I have a sleeping baby on my left arm and a beer I can't reach.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I can't wait to meet Aber's baby at the end of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
How is she getting on with it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Seems to be doing ok : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
you need longer arms

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I really do
And to make matters worse the record has reached the end of the first side.
I'm going to have to chance it and move...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Our baby had the last of her injections today (well until the next lot at 12 months).
Slightly grumpy as a result, so we are eating in shifts so that one of us can look after her. I love my daughter, but bloody hell I am hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)
I feel your pain, Batto
She'll be fine by tomorrow though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I've just been EXERCISING!
How about that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)
You mean you walked to the pub and back?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Nope!
I'm having a booze free night, and I've just been and joined a gym.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I am concerned for your mental health.
Or you've met a woman you like the look of and want to make an effort to improve your chances.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Nah, nothing like that.
I thought I'd do some exercise. It seemed like a good idea this morning when I made the decision to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)
well, it was pretty unlikely
does this mean the end is nigh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Well, I thought it was time I did a bit of sport.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Which sport?
Tiddlywinks?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)
A bit of a swim maybe, or just a bit of a jog.
Just a bit of exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
You could come over here and
fuck my idiot housemate's dog in to silence. I'm so incredibly fed up of it bloody yapping.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
berk, are you setting me up with a date?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
You don't have to date it
just make it shut up.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I don't care much for the yappy ones.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
sounds like she just wants you to give it a blow job

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:10, Reply)
wait...I mean the other way round

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)
berk or the yappy dog?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Apparently I'd only be sick on you if I tried.
You're better off with the dog. More your type, anyway.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
What do you mean you'd be sick if you tried.
I'd have a gentleman's wash first. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)
To beaker for a moment.
Apparently I had the most popular answer on last week's QOTW. Shame it wasn't on a more interesting topic.

Who want's my autograph?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
It is enough just to be in the company of such a great raconteur

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)
I was in the top ten.
*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Evening, oh quenderous ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:16, Reply)
You rang?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I did.
Then I ran away again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)
There are several regional variations on the name of that game
But they often include the word: ginger.
Why is that, Davvo?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I have no idea, tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Come to think of it, I haven't heard of one containing the word 'ginger'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
What did they call it in the streets of your youth then?
Rat-a-tat ginger, here
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I think we called it 'let's go out and be complete cunts to old folk'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Less catchy
More descriptive
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Evening DG : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Evening BGB.
I'm home alone at the moment as the missus and SJ have gone to her her folks for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I would say terrible horse porn but being aware of how slow your computer is, I'd do the ironing if I was you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Noel fixed it when he was up, so it's running fine now.
The only reason I'm not with them is I've got a touch of gut rot and have been in some pain all day. Maybe I've caught Gonz. Feeling much better now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Hooray for geeks.
Boo for gut rot!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)
On the plus side it's taken my mind off applying for jobs.
All I've done is lie on the couch and watch DVDs or slept.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I could do with a bout of sickypoo to take my mind off things.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)
CCCCCAAAAAAVVVVVVYYy!!!!!!!!

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)
ay up
i just had a lovely bath
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Yaay
I've just had a nice walk round Sainsburys, and a cuddle with the cat. I'm living it.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I am rather proud that at the age of 32, my contribution to the cultural life of these islands is that the word 'quender' has come into parlance on OT.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
*highfives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)
And my withering putdowns are legendary.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I have them written down in order of potency.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)
What is number one?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Quender, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Number two?
LOL I JUST SAID NUMBER TWO!!11!!!!1!!!!!! LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Yo! P to the D
You should come to Bristol for the bash. We are quite an ugly bunch and it would make us all feel better if we could hang out with someone like you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)
^this
It's a wonder I can leave the house most days.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)
And as you pointed out to me.
I'm no George Clooney.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
No you're not.
But I wouldn't kick you out of bed either.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Too little. Too late.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
But it's never too late Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Brizzle is too far.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Don't be daft.
You'll be able to get a train for fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)
^this if you book early

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)
when is da bash?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)
B3ta calander is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
April.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
More appropriate crochet madness:
blog.craftzine.com/archive/2012/01/crocheted_cyclops_costume.html

Edit: Evening!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Where did you all go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)
To a galaxy far away

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)
What film are you on now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)
I'm watching Disney's Fantasia
I'm not sure why I'm watching it but it's still brilliant.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Is the dog still yapping?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)
No, thank fuck
it has gone proper mental tonight though. Thank christ the stupid woman is being made to move out at the end of this month.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Why are they making her move out?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)
It very clearly says in our tenancy agreements no pets
stupid bint went and got a dog anyway, and not even a sensible one, one of those tiny yappy breeds. Landlord found out and gave her an eviction notice.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)
That's something then.
One problem gone.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Well yes
although it assumes than an even bigger fuckwit doesn't move in and replace her. I don't like sharing a house.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)
How much longer have you got on your contract?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Only about six weeks actually
but if I want to continue seeing TB I have to stay in Leamington - I'd never see him if I moved to Oxford, he just doesn't have the time as he works 7 days a week.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Is Oxford more expensive than Leamington?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Hugely, yes
Minimum for a decent one bed flat is £700-800, bills on top of that... but if I moved, I'd hopefully be sharing with either just one or two other people, or someone I know, or I'll get lucky and find a decent studio with bills inclusive.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:30, Reply)
How many are you living with at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:31, Reply)
5 others
I have my own shower, so that's not a problem, it's the kitchen that bothers me. I'm sick of tidying up after other people.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:34, Reply)
I can see how that might be an issue.
Are they quite a sociable lot?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:36, Reply)
No, nobody talks to anybody else bar in passing
there's no shared area.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Well a move might be the right thing to do then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)
I have a great deal here though
I'd have to be moving for the right reasons and for the right place, as it'd likely mean the demise of my relationship...
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I meant in Leamington.
Or is a one-bed-place in Leamington too big an ask as well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)
No, there's no way I can afford a flat and bills in Leamington
on top of the cost of my season ticket. Absolutely no way. I'm skint as fuck as it is.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)
In which case, staying where you are makes the most sense.
Even if the kitchen needs a bit of organisation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:49, Reply)
I like my little studio flatlet thing
as long as I'm in Leamington, I'll live here and just suck it up re: the bad bits.
(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Well once the dog owner has gone
That'll make things better.

Ooh, just remembered. I need to book some rail tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)
For what?

(berk, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:52, Reply)
I spoke to Stunned earlier
And he kindly invited me up to visit him and Monty.

This will doubtless involve me ending up with a hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)
bath
now on the phone to me mum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Radox and mum.
Your evening is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)
There's nothing like not being llistened to
for 20 minutes or so
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Must be like your average working day!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)
that's more like
hours of not being listen to except for the few seconds you were making shit up or being unprofessional when they are all listening intently.

My current one is telling them all that the other lecturer is starting a restaurant for cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)
How old are your students?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)
16+
some are in on the joke and helping me spread it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Good work.
What is the best lie you've told them?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)
the most successful was the house elephants
some of them even tried to google where they could get them from
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:27, Reply)
hahaha
Outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:29, Reply)
A girl just left my house.
The wrong bloody one though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)
You've stolen a house!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Oh Jeff.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Oh Barry.
You came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Cheer me up Jeff.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:35, Reply)
I've joined a gym which I know I'll never use.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:37, Reply)
I'm joining the gym when I get back on Monday/Tuesday.
I'll go about three times I reckon. I still owe DW Fitness 300 quid from cancelling my direct debit with them, their debt collectors weren't very good though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Good work Bazza.
So what happened with this bird earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)
She text me an hour before we were supposed to meet (four hours after I text her).
Saying she couldn't do it and we'll see each other at the weekend. I wouldn't mind if I didn't know that she'll 100% cancel this weekend too.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)
That is the woman you really like yes?
What about the one who left your house just before you posted, who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Thats her aye.
The one that just left was an ex.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)
You should start sending out bills for your time.
That'll stop the timewasters.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:32, Reply)
I joined a gym specifically so that my innate miserliness
would force me to exercise regularly. Otherwise it's wasted money, see?

I like to pit my vices against each other.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I'm sure I'll go a few times.
And that'll probably be it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Balls balls balls.
I thought I'd get in on the whole 'tell a lie on QOTW' and Dr. Shambolic called em a prick.

:(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)
hahahaha
I've just read your story.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Someone was just talking about "Witch House" as music they liked
and when I asked about it, sent me www.youtube.com/watch?v=-omVCYehmjs
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:28, Reply)

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