My father once turned up at home covered in blood, according to my mother.
He'd had my brother sat on his shoulders, but was late so he started running. Unfortunately this was the early 70s, and he caught his foot in his massive flares and went flying, throwing my infant brother under a parked car in the process.

LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Your Dad is fucking excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:39, Reply)

His mixture of frightening intellect and utter childishness makes him a comedy legend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

We need some t-shirts printed with his visage

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)

He looks - and sounds - exactly like Leonard Nimoy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Also, he used to lecture in Logic, thus adding to his Spockiness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

FashionrelatedmishapLOLs
Of course if that had happened these days, as he ran his saggy-crotched jeans would have slipped lower and lower until they reached his knees and they'd both have gone flying anyway.

As a species, we do not seem to be evolving.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

This actually happened and has been reported in the metro this morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Link please. I could do with fucking cheering up today.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)