I would like for it to be known, before and rumour start, that I do not think of my mother in any sexual manor.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:17, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Too late.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I wish I had a sexual manor, I'd ride around it wearing a hunting jacket and nothing else
and my mount would be a model for the bravissimo catalogue.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Can you imagine how annoying it would be to have a human mount?
If you were riding arond sitting on her back with her down on all fours, then she won't be able to get very far, they're not strong like a horse. Or if you were mounting her in terms of her being down on all fours and you were inside her, then as she's moving forward, you'll have to kindda tip toe with your knees bent down. It would be quicker to just walk.

When people have doggy-style sex in a bed, is it normally the girl is on the floor or the bed? I imagine if she was on the floor, her knees and hands might ache after a while. And if she's on the bed and you're standing on the bed, then the bed might be very unstable and you might fall over... I don't even like standing on chairs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Unless it's a water bed, you're okay.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

The highest of high class brothels.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)