You wish you could fuck my shit up.
You lightweight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Dream on, sunshine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:28, Reply)

I wipe the floor with smalltrousers like you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Jesus Christ, just get a room already
You two are making me look like Evel Knieval's harder, braver brother who jumps over a million Honda Accords in the Flintstones' car
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:34, Reply)

They're making me and Swipe look like an old married couple.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I tend to think of you and Swipe as kids in the playground
Everyone else can see that it's going to end in cataclysm-inducing sex, but you two aren't past the mutual seething hatred stage yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:36, Reply)

please please please
leave your sick fantasies out of this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Are fantasies about earthquakes really that sick?
The words "San Andreas Fault" are guaranteed to give me gigantic trouser eruption
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)

She'll have to get in lne behind BGB.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Your argument is derailed instantly
by your use of 'get a room already' which makes you look like Evel Knievel's cousin, the one that they never talk about, the really bent one who quotes from 'Friends' all the time, thinks he's 'sassy' and has a chihuahua which he carries about in a 'man-bag'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Credit where it's due;
this is one of your more inventive gaycist comments.

You're still a fucking bender though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)