I went to gym last night
but it was full of cunts and they wouldn't give me a towel and there were no treadmills free so I went home again and ate a large proportion of the remains of the tin of christmas biscuits.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

That's fine, consider it early carb loading.
Think of those gym losers as we cross the finish line of the UK's toughest marathon. They will respect us then, oh yes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I may have a picture of us printed on a T-shirt which I will wear to the gym and whenever anyone asks what the picture is of
I'll smack them in the mouth and say "YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO ME BITCH YOU HEAR!!!??? YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO ME!!!" and then I'll kick the nearest bystander in the balls and walk out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

This is great, but make sure the t-shirt is lycra, yeah?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I no longer wear anything that isn't lycra.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

As they dont make clothes in your size that dont stretch?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)