You should be a gag writer for David Walliams.
Actually, maybe you already are...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I wasn't aware that anyone was

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:39, Reply)

a gag writer for David Walliams. hanging dead from a rafter somewhere.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:39, Reply)

whoa man, problem?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)

he means it as well.
he wants you DED
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

of fuck, i'm gonna get me some police protection, yo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

You're mates with all the pigs in the Met innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Bernard Hogan-Howe is my mum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I like him
He used to be our bizzy, til he went there
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I like David Walliams.
I don't like when people say I look like him though. Although saying that it's a lot better than other comparisons.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)

You look fuck all like him!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I know.
All my mum's friends won't leave it alone though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)

If you were fat you would look like the president of Turkmenistan

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)

*Googles*
Fuck off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Truth hurts!
ninj
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)

I am far more handsome than that arsehole.
Consider yourself removed from the magic poo mailing list.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Yeah but if you were fat and Turkmen...
DOn't take me off the list!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I ain't had one in yonks anyway.
Saying that I don't text anyone any more either. I don't want to get a reply from someone and be disappointed when it isn't the elusive lady friend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Oh man that's a bad stage to be at

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

It is ain't it.
I really like someone who's more elusive than Lord fucking Lucan.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)