Out tomorrow night with friends.
One of whom is a very large and very stereotypical American Jewish lady. We're going to a quiet pub; it may not end well. On Sunday I shall probably go to the pub to watch the football.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Cor, I wish I was unemployed, life of reilly yez have

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)

You should all be rounded up and sent to poundland

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Poundland, I concur.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

or
The Single Sterling Shop
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)

No more of this lying around in bed til 3, only getting up to masturbate to online porn and 'look for jobs'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)

I was up before 7:30 this morning.
This is earlier than I got up when I was actually working.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)

You should try it sometime Rory.
A regular cheque every fortnight and all the out of date pasties you can eat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I'll give it a miss DG, I'd just get bored and become an alcoholic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)

It's character building.
Gives you an insight into the state of Broken Britain. By which I mean endless repeats of Jeremy Kyle on ITV3 interspersed with payday loan company adverts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Have you started drawing yet?

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

No, too busy at the moment.
I can't see it going down very well at the Jobcentre.

"So, what have you been doing to look for work?"

"I haven't had time, because I've drawn a nice picture of a castle and some kittens".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I will get around to it again, though.
I have a project in mind.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Also what I need to do when I eventually re-enter the working world is advertise my talents.
I used get loads of commissions through colleagues back in the nineties.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

I don't even have a project.
I do need to paint the spare room though, which is sort of artistic.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)

You should cover the walls in CDCs first.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Not really a good idea as my nephew wants to help me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)

Ah. Maybe not then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)

If he changes his mind though, I'm on that shit.
With photos to follow.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Oh yeah.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:53, Reply)

I was at a loose end one summer and ended up watching Dallas twice a day on UkGold every day for a month
the inhumanity of it all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Oh you poor dear.
Still, those shoulder pads eh? PHWOOAR!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:42, Reply)

It was compellingly watchable
I knew I had big problems when I started to follow Falcon Crest as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Hahahaha! Falcon Crest!

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

You loser.
Falcon Crest was abysmal.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:45, Reply)

YOUKNOWNOTHING!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I also used to follow Shortland Street whilst at 'Uni'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)

If that's the medical one I think I did as well for a month

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)

it's not your fault
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Don't give me platitudes!
At least I've never seen Coronation Street
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Coronation Street is a massive pile of wank, spunked from the cock of a dribbling mong.
It's not very good, either.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

It wasn't a patch on the Colbys as spin offs go.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I got into The high road for a while.
God that was dull!
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)

I can top that
during a terrible bout of insomnia I became addicted to watching Lexx, possibly the worst sci-fi tv show ever made. I even bought them on dvd. The shame!
(berk, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)

oh that was great
in a aweird disposable kind of way. Problem is, same name as my ex, so I can't say I like it by name any more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)