And if we all lived by your frankly wanton disregard for the law where would we be, eh?
France, I expect.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:31, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Or, God forbid, Glasgow.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)

There are worse places.
My ex-wife was - is - Glaswegian and I actually quite like the place.

Mind you she is very middle class and there are probably bits I'd not like to see.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Where aboots in Glesska is she frae?
Gotta say I love Glasgow but it's a bit of a curate's egg.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Glasgow is fucking aces.
Well, the middle of it is, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Yeah, there's some amazing bits and a fair few cracking music venues.
8 of the top 10 gigs I've been to have been in Glasgow, there's always been such a great music-appreciation atmosphere. And imaginative hecklers!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Bearsden
Near Milngavie. That's Milngavie to most people, but Mil-Guy to them.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I always thought it was Mul-guy?
Shows what I know ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Probably ;)
You see, the thing is this right, if you get in a vehicular smash then you'll get off much better if you're nice and relaxed.
And as for France? Well just about the only thing wrong with France (one of the finest countries in the universe) is that it's populated by the French. The most arrogant race on the planet. And why are they so fucking arrogant? Cos they know, they FUCKING KNOW that they live in one of the finest countries in the universe.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

IMHO the most arrogant fuckers are the English.
Always amused me that you're enemies with the French and call them arrogant. It just means that you feel the same way about your southern neighbours as the Scots do, and that maybe you hate them so much because they remind you so much of yourselves.

Amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Blaireau will tell you where he lives in a minute.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Who the fuck are you calling English?
Scots and proud.
So no, youisnotrite but I understand where you is coming from.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Sorry dudezilla.
I didn't pick up on the accent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

;)
Dudezilla? I like that, can I borrow it?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Of course you can. I use it fairly regularly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I'm partial to Dudereeno on occasions.
Thank you for the gifting.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Duderino isn't even near the same league as dudezilla.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I will grant you that.
Dudezilla is obviously the size of a mythical Japanese beast, whereas Dudereeno/Duderino is merely human sized.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:22, Reply)

For the first bit
A mate of mine is a Radiographer at Broad Green, Liverpool.

He's seen junkies come in who have launched themselves off 5 storey buildings with only minor damage, because they've been convinced they were flying until they hit the ground, so totally relaxed.

I've spent very little time in France (like, can be counted in less than 50 hours.) I just dislike the concept.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Spent nearly a year living in France.
Despite the auld alliance I must say it is spoiled by the French.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I like the French. When I am in France I get treated much better when I tell them I am Scottish.
Ditto with the Dutch.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Absolutely true. That card has got me out of more than a couple of motorbike speeding tickets.
As for the Dutch? Meh!
Why?
Roadsigns, you sub-sea-level cunts.
Or rather motorway roadsigns.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

It's a strange thing
But I've been to loads of nowhere places in the US and hardly been to Europe at all.

Worked in Switzerland and Belgium for a few weeks - that's about it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Where in Switz were you?
I know Genève pretty well, Lausanne and Montreux fairly well, spent some time in Vallorbe, had a cracking romance in Bern and go horribly lost in the fog around Fribourg...
I love Switzerland, simply love the place.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Oh and Basel too. Mustn't forget Basel.
Tinguely (sp?) museum is worth a visit.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Worked in Berne for four weeks in 1997
I was single at the time and I stayed there at the weekends and got a railpass - travelled all over the place on Saturdays and Sundays.

Smashing place - I'd go back.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Well I knew a lass who lived in Bern, worked at the Incestital.
Always found that amusing but was never fully able to explain why.
Aaah, Colombian women ;)
And there was a Russian lass (Anna) too, she lived/lives in Genève, but that never came to much apart from the weekend I flew out there for the Pixies gig that time.
Oh golly, melancholy feelings!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)