Saturday natter?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:21, 160 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Boom chicka wow wow.
*wiggles*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiides
*Strikes East-17 style pose*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)

only so i can feel sorry for myself
and get attention
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:27, Reply)

*there there*
Would you like a hot toddy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:27, Reply)

please

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Consider it made.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Alright bumders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Yo Yo Yo.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Alright FreeFair?
Why the whole semidetached subterfuge? And we all knew anyway. Narrative voice is a powerful thing, remember when you pretended to be a University student?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I need it explained to me why my writing style is identifiable.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:37, Reply)

That's pretty hard to do, but the more you read someone's posts the more identifiable they become, particularly if you read a lot generally.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)

also you are very obviously 16-17
i teach people that age - it's pretty easy to spot from style and attitude
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Indeed.
I could re register on here as a sockpuppet, but as soon as I open my mouth, Noel here would instantly recognise my quendaciousness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Only because you'd have a new account and immediately tell us all how good looking you are.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)

True.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

And thus the write style argument is complete.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Indeed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Because everything you say makes you sound like a massive bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)

As The Proclaimers once sang...
Bellender, bellender, na na na na na na.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Abort abort abort
A word your mother should have acquainted herself with.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Is this a joke?

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:48, Reply)

That was the trouble before.
I started to take those comments seriously.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)

You have to learn when vituperative comments are intended as such and when they are meant to be taken in a friendly manner.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:52, Reply)

I knew they weren't serious at first, then I started to think the amount of times they were being delivered
meant that no, people fucking hated me .
For a while I suspected some genius was going to start an "Anonymous" style satirical hate campaign against me.
"Hunt down this reactionary scumbag cunt and impale his family on a Hammer And Sickle, while flailing his knob with the Red Rose and Pecking his eyes with a yellow bird, while singeing his hair with a liberty torch and Birching him with a tree and for ironic good measure"
Ah-well-a-boo-bays!
Anyway, as long as it's in moderation I'm fine with banter.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)

To be fair, you were argumentative, haughty and slightly unseasoned in the simplicity of your opinions.
I'd normally use these as an insult, but I'm trying to be constructive.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

That sounds like me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Yes, but you're reputed to be a colossal ponce so we all expect it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Also, listening to Apparat. Heard any? I think you'd like it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Apparat are great.
They did a collab with Modeselektor which is well worth a listen. Moderat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

I'll check it out, thanks.
Also recently: Headphone - Ghostwriter (fucking love it), Sub Focus, Gift of Gab's Supreme Lyricism mix album, Bahamadia, High Flying Birds, Birdy, Calibre, the Tron Legacy remix album, Dr Syntax (proper UK hip hop, amusing dude with good flow), Flying Lotus, Joker, lots of J5 I'd missed, Lights, Nero, Phutureprimitive (which I reckon you'll like if you've not heard it), Owl City (The Postal Service lives), Pulled Apart By Horses and Wretch 32.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Bass.
do you know Quannum? Gab and J5 worked on that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Yup, Quannum, Blackalicious, Gift of Gab, Lyrics Born, Lateef etc etc, I've got most of their stuff.
Best hip hop out there imho, great great melodic flow and intelligent rhymes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

i am an obsessive Mo wax collector. I have I Changed my Mind on vinyl.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:31, Reply)

I can justify my opinions.
However as I was unwilling to do so due to the fact I am not good with succinct points, I looked like I did not have any.
People listened when I was SemiDetatched.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

So you're saying FreeFair is a tainted brand?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

It was.
Incidentally, that 14 year old that came on here, that honestly was NOT me. I would never, when teased on a site like this about possible homosexuality, reply "I can't be gay, I have a girlfriend". I would never give such a stereotypical reply.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)

You can justify your opinions, but you can't force people to agree with them.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

I never dreamed of doing so.
Variety is the spice of life, democracy and difference of opinion is healthy in a civilized society. I never judge people on their political views, there's so much more to life than that. Some of my best friends and my closest family are Labour members or supporters. All I demand is mutual respect for people's right to hold an opinion.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Thing is though, you can post the most eloquent argument you've got about something stirring and thought-provoking and all you'll get on this particular forum is
BUTTS LOL etc etc. Sometimes there's reasonable, seasoned debate but mostly you'll get the shit ripped out of you. Choose your audience wisely, young one.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

I'd been reading this forum for 3 years before (since 2008)
And though I am aware of its nature , I had cottoned on to the fact that the high average intellect of people on here had often spilled over into thought provoking debate.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

Where?
And why go to what is ostensibly a humour site for serious discussion?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

I only intended to talk seriously infrequently.
I often tried to join in with the mainstream topics , to no avail.
Also, there are a lot of examples. You really want one?
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)

I still lol about telling you to STFO.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Swiftly followed by BUTTS LOL etc etc

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Well it sounds like you're starting to learn!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:52, Reply)

I'm going for a pint with TD next week.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:55, Reply)

TD is tops.
I've never met the bloke, but we've exchanged messages. Tell him I asked after him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

I'll have to wear my best shirt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)

I can't believe a man with your style has a 'best' shirt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

my 'best' shirt varies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I'll bet when you decide on a 'new' best shirt
The other shirts have their noses put out of joint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

yep.
It's no fun though. New shirt = new tie & cufflinks, which puts another £50 on the price tag.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

The internet is srs bsns.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I always read that as 'serious beans'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Beans are srs mthn.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

City lost

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)

I know they did.
Did you lose?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Swansea tomorrow
I bought a hoover
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Sorry. I meant
Did you lose weight?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:42, Reply)

About 3lb last week. You helmet.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:44, Reply)

So one day last week you had a big dump.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:44, Reply)

I had a toilet baby, he was black.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)

black?
Get yourself to the doctors first thing Monday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I called him jeff

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:57, Reply)

You called your turn Jeff?
Why, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:58, Reply)

I hope your turd had natty dreads.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:58, Reply)

is the match in swansea
if so, i'll know not to leave the house
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Yes my dear

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Why not go and support your local team?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:49, Reply)

because football is for benders

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Hang on, if football is for benders
What is larping for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)

winners

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Deacons.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:57, Reply)

I am going to buy an iPad.
Is there any reason I shouldn't? I know they serve no proper purpose, for the record.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)

because it's apple?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Why does that come into it?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)

because they are overpriced
and there is probably an alternative which is better and less annoying
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I speak from experience in that their products are not to be shunned.
I bought a Nokia N900 because "everyone has an iPhone" and I was stuck with the useless piece of shit for two years. I have the new iPhone and it's mega apart from the fact Siri hates me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

The Samsung Galaxy tab is pretty fucking sweet, I had a play on one and it pissed all over the iPad.
I'd much rather go for an Android tablet than an iOS one, and I don't particularly dislike Apple products.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

I don't know much about them.
But am I right in thinking that Apple products don't support Flash?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Yup.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

But I'm a flash shallow twat.
I'd 100% jailbreak it if I got one. Androids aren't cool enough.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Fair play, I'd do the same to an iPhone if I had one.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

I don't think there's a jailbreak for the 4S yet.
They better hurry up, I've just paid five fucking quid for the Guardian app.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Androids can be much more... ahem... "open source" as it were.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Two of my housemates have that new Samsung Galaxy thing or whatever it is.
The things bloody huge, you can't pose and look cool playing with that on the train.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

I think Bob has one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)

It's either an iPad or more shoes.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Or technics.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Nah that was a pipe dream bruv.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)

*sobs*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

They are both pointless and great at the same time. Frivolous pleasure, but pleasurable nonetheless.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Dress me up in stussy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k95Uv0qh2hk
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1499759
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWdsB9XAwJo&feature=fvst
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Stussy has got to be the most horrible streetwear brand in the world.
Up there with Supreme in the utter shit stakes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Back in the 90s, Stussy were great.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

It's far too loud.
I hate any sort of branding on clothes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Oh dear.
We must never meet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Actually that's a bit of a lie.
I'm wearing this sweatshirt as I type; www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=31184265
But most of the time I look like I'm straight out of a Gap photoshoot.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)

This is one of the big issues I've got with buying things.
I see something I like, then I notice a massive brand name stuck on it and I don't want it anymore.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Is it possible to stop smoking without becoming a fat mess?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Yes.
Not that I'd know. I'm just saying 'yes'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)

I've decided that my "smoking makes you look cool in front of girls" theory hasn't worked.
And I can't be doing with the dull aches up and down my arms all the time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

I've pretty much given up smoking now, but I've not cracked it yet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Thing is I love listening to brooding and atmospheric songs whilst smoking.
It's literally how I pass half of my time at uni. Although it definitely doesn't help combat feeling grim and hating the world.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Give up the tabs and just smoke a bit of weed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:34, Reply)

Nah that stuff's vile.
Plus I bet it don't help in the long run.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:36, Reply)

If you want to give up the tabs, then go to the doctors, they'll give you all the gum and patches you could want
FREE!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:37, Reply)

How can you cope with comedowns without weed?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

I'm guessing Baz takes more drugs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Unless he's necking downers then I don't see how more drugs would help a comedown.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:40, Reply)

I don't do comedowns.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:40, Reply)

You're a student.
Rachel Riley and Jeff Stelling should be part of your daily routine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I wish Rachel Riley was a part of my 'daily routine'.
Blimey.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNr-71rgRdM
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Incredible.
In my druggy days, I used to enjoy the comedowns the most. The cups of sweet tea, Arab Strap, spliffs, skateboarding, Alpha, more weed, then getting two hours sleep.

Magic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I do quite that period when you're spaced out and your mind is completely blank.
But I just carry on doing lines of MDMA and watch South Park in bed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:44, Reply)

The blank mind thing always happens mid-sentence.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Me and my mate were in the pub last Sunday.
Doing lines of MDMA every five minutes. I don't think we spoke to each other for about two hours at one point.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:47, Reply)

srs bsns
When are you back up north?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Train ticket runs out Monday but I can't face going back yet.
So probably gonna buy another one for Wednesday/Thursday.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Don't forget to grab a refund on the ticket.
You'll have to do that tomorrow though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Don't think you can on super off peak returns can you?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:54, Reply)

I didn't think you could get refunds on train tickets at all.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:55, Reply)

You can.
Two minutes, I'll dig out a link.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:58, Reply)

www.nationalrail.co.uk/times_fares/advance_conditions.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:59, Reply)

Exactly.
Non refundable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:00, Reply)

I''ve had refunds on rail tickets before

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:03, Reply)

When a train was late or cancelled?
It's like gig tickets.

Non refundable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:04, Reply)

East Coast Trains
Refunds

Refunds must be claimed within 28 days of the ticket’s expiry date. The expiry date depends on the terms and conditions of the ticket you have purchased.

To check the terms and conditions of your ticket, log into Your Account and click on the ticket for which you require a refund. The conditions relating to that ticket will be displayed.

Any delivery charge made at the time of ticket purchase, is not refundable should you subsequently cancel and refund your ticket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Oh lovely.
If I get a refund I will be delirious.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:08, Reply)

I'd bell them tomorrow if I were you.
I've missed out in the past by registering for a refund too late, a lot of them need to you re-arrange before the train goes by 24 hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:12, Reply)

I've got an open ticket, I wonder if that makes any difference.
Basically when you buy the open return you can use the return ticket on any train (except between 3 and 7pm) within 30 days. Monday is the 30th day. I'll happily pay a bit extra just to extend it for a couple days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:16, Reply)

No idea Baz.
Give 'em a bell tomorrow. Nothing to lose from making a call!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:19, Reply)

I certainly shall do, cheers playa.
Right I'm off to cry myself to sleep. Au revoir all.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:32, Reply)

Did you listen to the rest of that Ralph Lawson mix I linked you to?
And the second one, the 91-97 era?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:53, Reply)

BUTTS LOL

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:26, Reply)

hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:30, Reply)

haha, he said 'butts'
lol
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Right, fuck this, bed.
Later!
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=304310496272386&set=a.144024562300981.15892.144021348967969&type=1
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Unavailable.
Unlike me. Ladies! ;-)
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:34, Reply)

too young
too tory
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:42, Reply)

If I put my finger in my mouth and read Marx.
Would it turn you on, Bay-beh!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:44, Reply)

haha
and double your age
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Make that quadruple.
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00159/SNN1207B_159787a.jpg
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:56, Reply)

*wretches*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:58, Reply)

As world wise, intelligent people...
I do expect help and advice about how to avoid the stereotypical "Things I regret from my past" scenarios.

Oh an can just say that I do not support pedophilia, when I'm 17 my minimum age will shift up to 14, and stay at a value of -3 until I'm 23..
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Half your age plus seven.
Golden rule, right there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Even if it does make him a nonce

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:47, Reply)

1/2 17 + 7
=20 1/2
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:48, Reply)

15.5 actually.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:50, Reply)

i have no idea where I came up with my number
lemsip always fucks with my head
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Is Lemsip cheating on you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:54, Reply)

probaby is the bastard
been dallying with the paracetomol
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:56, Reply)

What a cunt.
You should get together with Beechams. That'll show him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Exactly correct, young master Hague.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:52, Reply)

reckon i ought to drag my drug addled
self to bed. Laters alligaters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:02, Reply)