no, just with me
he isn't after keeping up shagging with no ties. he is after being best friends on the planet.

urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And you still think he's not gay?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

i KNOW he's not gay
sadly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Come on Swipe, the motherfucker's so far in the closet that he's currently being gang-fucked by Aslan & Mr Tumnus.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

shudder
we had the cartoon version of that when i was a kid (with june whitfield and loads of other 70's celebs in it) and mr tumnus was the most frightening creepy looking kiddie-fiddler ever.

unintentionally hilarious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

So did we, I saw it a few Christmases back
It sets a new benchmark in the "has not aged well" stakes. Move over Babylon 5
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

The Mask is the worst one for that, I find.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

The Young Ones is still worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Apart from the Bambi episode.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

G-G-G-G-G--A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A--Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y--L-O-O-O--R-R-R-R-R-R-R--D-D-D-D-D-D-D

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

it is balm for my savaged ego that you boys say this
rather than "he just decided after 6 months that you're an unfanciable moose"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Yes?
Oh, you wanted an opinion.

Monty is right. Any man who pursues platonic friendship with an ex who is bizarrely still up for coitus despite the associated headfuck is a bender.

I HAVE SPOKEN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I still sleep regularly with my exes, what does that make me?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

a man who is trying too hard
to prove his non-quenderiness.

Welcome to the closet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Fuck right off

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Yeah, budge up a bit would you?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Ow! You're standing on my foot!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

And which one of you cunts has guffed?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I smell jizz.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)

*Smells as fishy as a poofter's fart*
/Macc Lads.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)