You know this to be a colossally bad idea.
Move on, bird.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i do have a hot banker in the pipeline (so to speak)
so watch this space.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Rhyming slang?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Bankers have been doing the general public up the pipeline for far too long.
It's why we're in this mess in the first place.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Swipey's bumhole will soon be acting as a metaphor for the British economy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

That's more like it.
I am sure you have enough best friends anyway, an ex-boyfriend as a bezzie is never a good idea. What happens when you're in a relationship with a new man?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Stunned is right
It's only a matter of time before the ex drunkenly advises the new boyfriend to "get her to do that thing with the ping-pong ball"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I stayed quite close with the ex wife for a bit.
Although there were a lot of things still tying us together, like her mum being ill and then dying. It kind of fizzled when her new bloke came along, though. Probably just as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)